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   messageicon Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying.Sincerely, Google.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎ I really hope Prince William doesn't get cold teeth, err, I mean feet!
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:56 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I installed a stripper pole outside my house. Haven't caught one yet.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:48 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google has gotten so used to my search habits, all I have to do is type a celebrity's name and it automatically adds "nude".
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:47 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding". A little knowledge behind every "I don't know". A little emotion behind every "I don't care", and a little pain behind every "it's okay"...
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:40 by j-grab Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday is the strongest day of all the weekdays, even though it is cursed by every other person in this world, it still exists
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some guys think all they have to do is try hard to get a girl, but what they don't know is the most important part is keeping her
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama was confused, it's not his "Birth Certificate" it's a "Gift Certificate"...
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard the Royle wedding is having a horse drawn carriage or Prince Charles just calls her Camilla
←Rate | 04-28-2011 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing more interesting than the royal wedding is... Ooh look, the dog is chasing his tail again!
←Rate | 04-28-2011 21:20 by JaxWylde Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ukrainian Mail-Order Brides is the way to go
←Rate | 04-28-2011 21:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 20:48 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still waiting on the United States to hold concerts for money to donate to Alabama and those affected in the horrible tornados. We do it for everyone else for any other reason right?
←Rate | 04-28-2011 20:31 by ESH Comments (1)  


   messageicon Peppermint Schnapps, the mouthwash you can swallow
←Rate | 04-28-2011 20:01 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon rRjection is tough, I heard that your hand fell asleep on you last night
←Rate | 04-28-2011 20:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the highly confidential nature of my job, I am not allowed to know what I am doing.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 19:23 by Massena43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
←Rate | 04-28-2011 19:22 Comments (0)  



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