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He's really got his father's scalp.
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04-29-2011 11:52 by
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I had no idea Elton John married Matt Lauer?!
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04-29-2011 11:52 by
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Never trust a man that comes out of a bathroom with dry hands...
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04-29-2011 11:50 by
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This morning William said "Good morning, Mrs. Duchess," Kate said "Good morning, Mr. Duke," and then a sparrow threw up.
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04-29-2011 11:47
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Why is the Queen dressed like the guy who owned Curious George?
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04-29-2011 11:45
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You know you need to go grocery shopping when your grapes start tasting like wine
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04-29-2011 11:37 by
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Guys posting about the royal wedding should have their MAN CARDS revoked!!!
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04-29-2011 11:28
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Fact: If you sneak away to fart loudly in private and get caught by some innocent person walking by, you have to now hate that person.
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04-29-2011 10:34 by
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Women and tax forms have a lot in common…Men love to cheat on them.
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04-29-2011 10:33 by
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Am I sexually active? YES! I get screwed at the gas station once a WEEK!
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04-29-2011 10:26
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Good men of this country fought and died to defend my right not to care about British royalty
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04-29-2011 10:17 by
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Dont say good morning to me plz. I prefer a Hello!! so I can think its the late day, nite or something besides morning!
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04-29-2011 10:10 by
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wondering why the one country that's the most obsessed with the english royal family is the one that had a tantrum and left in 07.04.1776?
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Dear America. Since you keep whining about how you don't care about the Royal Wedding you should now have some idea how the rest of us feel about hearing about your Presidential elections every four years. Regards, The Rest of The World.
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04-29-2011 09:43
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all those people watching the "Royal Wedding" and not one dentist passing out business cards... wtf?
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04-29-2011 09:34
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Men, if you watched the Royal Wedding, your balls will only be reissued upon confirmation of beer consumption & NFL draft discussion....
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04-29-2011 08:53
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The Royal Wedding: it's like a Steve Jobs Keynote, but for girls...
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04-29-2011 08:48 by
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thinks everyone who got up early for the royal wedding is officially out of excuses for not exercising. See, you can find time if you want
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04-29-2011 08:47
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I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
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04-29-2011 08:47 by
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Kate maybe getting the Crown Jewels, but I'd much rather Harrys jewels!
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04-29-2011 08:45 by
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