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   messageicon Gas diet: Get your paycheck... fill up your car and you have no money to buy food! Bam...you lose weight!
←Rate | 04-29-2011 15:20 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the Royal Wedding Reception. The Queen is blitzed on Mai Tais and keeps screaming for the DJ to "crank the Foghat."
←Rate | 04-29-2011 15:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 15:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twenty bucks says The Royal Divorce will get better ratings. Also, note to self, that's an amazing band name.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 14:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had Morgan Freeman's voice I would sit in a corner and talk to myself for days.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 14:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just took this personality test, and it said. "Describe yourself in one word." I answered, "Not good at following instructions."
←Rate | 04-29-2011 14:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon that everyone should stop giving Americans a hard time! After all it's not their fault that they have glow in the dark teeth!... Oh wait a minute. I maybe it is!
←Rate | 04-29-2011 14:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still think Princess Fiona's wedding with Shrek was better.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 14:28 by Magnus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congratulations goes out to Kate Middleton. She just married Cap'n Crunch
←Rate | 04-29-2011 14:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the ugly hats and horse teeth, I thought it was the Kentucky Derby...
←Rate | 04-29-2011 13:52 by Big D Comments (0)  


   messageicon the royal wedding is as close to porn for females as you're ever gonna see...except Twilight
←Rate | 04-29-2011 13:42 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me when there's a Royal Honeymoon video....
←Rate | 04-29-2011 13:41 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon ate broccoli twice yesterday and now his car smells like a mobile crematorium that only cooks buttholes.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 13:30 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon just ate a Kit Kat and a multivitamin, like a F'n American!
←Rate | 04-29-2011 13:27 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon noticed that while someone is speaking to him, 80% of his inner dialouge is wondering if his face looks interested
←Rate | 04-29-2011 13:26 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or do women's sunglasses get bigger and bigger and bigger?!? Relax with those things, eventually we have to see your face with your colored contacts and fake eye lashes.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 13:02 by DooDoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't watch the royal wedding but I had a disturbing dream that Queen Elizabeth and Queen Latifah did a "chest bump" during the nuptuals! :/
←Rate | 04-29-2011 12:58 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon damn I hope Prince William is Secretly gay. That will split that snooty ass family apart..
←Rate | 04-29-2011 12:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone else see Gary Busey get married this morning?
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:54 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So they don't have Rogaine in England, huh?
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:53 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  



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