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   messageicon Now if only they could find Waldo....
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:48 by Dysphoria Comments (0)  


   messageicon Amazing in the same week he finds his birth certificate and bin Laden
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does this mean diaper prices are going down...?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Obama is mad he had to put that suit back on!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe I'm eagerly waiting to hear Obama speak and tell me something other than his resignation.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:37 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Ashton Kutcher pops up right now and says "You just got Punk'd"... Ima be so pissed!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon think it "Has Bin" a Blast!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:32 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping the death of Osama Bin Laden means I cen get on a plane without getting fondled by a TSA agent.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hide and seek undefeated Champion, Osama Bin Laden 2001-2011!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how Kate and the Prince are doing right now, since the news has been taken off of them for a dead guy.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama = Winning
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember Hitler in the movie Little Nicky?.... I figure right about now Osama Bin Laden is getting his first pineapple.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:21 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon and now.. to Ollie Williams in the Black-u-breaking news room.. Ollie? OSAMA DEAD!!!!!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon justin bieber is still alive :(
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:15 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry nobody seems to want to tell all the spanish people out there so allow me "Osama está muerto."
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon S/O to the death of Bin Laden!!! Word has it, he was at Bush house eating dinner & choked on a chicken wing!!!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:13 by 2funny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Osama I hope you like guy's because I have 72 for you
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok soo Wal-Mart is full of people buying beer and chips it looks like Bin Laden "Death" will be a national celebration! wooohoo can I hear the Fire Works?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Osama, must suck when you wake up in Hell & realize those 70 virgins were not women after all, but 70 male virgins that are sooo ready to tear that ass up in Hell.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:08 Comments (0)  



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