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just when you think the royal wedding was the talk of the town ha! you know us americans must allways steal your shine. up yours england
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05-03-2011 00:20
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NEWS ALERT!!! Jack Bauer was the one who 'double tapped' Bin Laden.
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05-03-2011 00:14 by
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So the NSA will stop molesting me at the airport now, right?
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05-03-2011 00:06 by
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...and thats how the U.S. outdoes a Royal Wedding.
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05-03-2011 00:03 by
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You are not essential for my survival so adjust your actions accordingly.
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05-03-2011 00:01 by
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A new tape huh? Man,not only is Osama the Jordan of hide and seek,he's the tupac of terrorism.
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05-02-2011 23:54 by
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No I did not watch the Royal wedding! What's the big deal? Two things kept me from watching it. They're called tesicles.
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05-02-2011 23:52 by
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Whooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea ...O...S...A...M...A
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05-02-2011 23:23
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I shot Big Foot last night but I dumped the body in the ocean before I could get a picture.
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05-02-2011 22:48 by
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It's amazing what the Americans can do when the PS3 network is down.
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05-02-2011 22:46
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Navy Seals.......Terminix for a larger cockroach........
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05-02-2011 22:41
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says it is comforting to know the last person Osama Bin Laden saw on this Earth was an American
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05-02-2011 22:40
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and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!!
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05-02-2011 22:19 by
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the moral of the story is never send a white man to do a black mans job...
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05-02-2011 21:55
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So they really buried Osama in the ocean..Did Americans not learn their lesson when they buried Megatron?!
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05-02-2011 21:47 by
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better yet ... we shoulda just captured bin Laden .... tied him to the tallest pole, atop the highest mountain .... and flown a plane into him.
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05-02-2011 21:36
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Ironically this comes close to Obama's reelection! Hmmm... I think Obama and Osama are either working together or the same person!
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05-02-2011 21:28
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How do vampires shave if they can't see in the mirror?
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05-02-2011 21:19
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Girl finds her prince, the bad guy gets killed, like we're living in a fairy tale this last week...
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05-02-2011 21:06 by
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it is comforting to know the last person Osama Bin Laden saw on this Earth was an American
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05-02-2011 20:59 by
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