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Rory's got a Tiger on his ass and he lookin like a Wildebeest!!
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04-10-2011 16:04 by
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At what age is it approiate to tell my dog he's addopted?
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04-10-2011 15:20 by
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If you wasn't too into yourself, I'll probably be into you.
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04-10-2011 14:50 by
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Just did a 50,000 piece jigsaw puzzle, with the picture FACE DOWN...
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04-10-2011 14:42 by
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Darth Vader vs Hitler Epic rap battle in history 2, on utube
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04-10-2011 13:56 by
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I wish they would make hold music for cell phones
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04-10-2011 13:46
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Don't post something you know will obviously annoy someone and then act surprised when they comment on it. You're not fooling anyone! You are clearly provoking them and want the attention.
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04-10-2011 13:10
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New Rule: If you are currently separated and/or getting divorced you must deleted or at least block your soon to be ex.
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04-10-2011 13:07
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facebook needs a button that says,"What you just posted makes me want to stab you in the neck with a crescent wrench"
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04-10-2011 12:04 by
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How did the Wicked Witch of the West not die of thirst long before Dorothy showed up?
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04-10-2011 10:46
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shooting Hoops. (Hoops is my neighbor's annoying dog that likes to crap on my lawn.)
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04-10-2011 10:41
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Dear Diary: Facebook has replaced you.
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04-10-2011 10:39
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I guess having a rope tied between two trees in your backyard does not mean you "own your own clothing line".
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04-10-2011 10:31 by
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Playing the ice cream truck song out of my car and watching all the people running around looking for ice cream.
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04-10-2011 10:13
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Those people with central air conditioning think they are sssssoooooo cool.
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04-10-2011 09:21
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thats why you get your drivers license photo taken when your drunk , that way you can tell the officer that your not drunk , you always look that way.
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04-10-2011 09:14
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Woke up with a post it note on the end of my foot saying "Gone to market"...
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04-10-2011 09:10 by
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making Sunday my favorite day since Rebecca Black ruined Fridays.
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04-10-2011 07:42 by
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My funny Facebook statuses are my contribution to society.
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04-10-2011 06:27
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I want a job naming military operations. It be great to hear a stoic general talk about how "Operation My little pony" was a success
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04-10-2011 06:14 by
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