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   messageicon what??!! hey buried Osama in the sea? Now will he get 72 virgin mermaids !!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon COMING SOON... OSAMA ON PARADE, sources say he will be dragged behind a series of army hummers, police cruisers and firetrucks,he will be taken to ground zero and they will charge 20 dollars to piss on his body, thus clearing our national debt!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama committed a classic hollywood horror movie blunder...he answered the door and asked 'who's there'......US NAVY SEALS THATS WHO, MOTHERF**KER!!!! (BANG, BANG)!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought we were trying to clean up the planet? So why'd the Navy pollute it with the rubbish they picked up in Pakistan today?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon COMING SOON to an interstate near you, OSAMA ON PARADE, sources say he will be dragged behind a series of army hummers, police cruisers and firetrucks,he will be taken to ground zero and they will charge 20 dollars to piss on his body, thus clearing our n
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reports from Afghanistan say that the Marine Special Forces have been seen wearing t-shirts that read:It`s God`s job to forgive Bin Laden. It was our job to arrange the meeting! ~United States Marine Corps~
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:25 by Mark M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: U.S. Terror Alert Level is now raised to “Confetti”
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:18 by Mark Comments (0)  


   messageicon One life to live cancelled and Osama finally comes out of his cave. Coincidence?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:17 by @tommyjohnagin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bin Laden may have been great at Hide-&-Seek but he sucked at Marco Polo. Navy Seal "Marco"..Bin Laden "Polo"...Navy Seal 'Bang..Bang'
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:10 by gblack Comments (0)  


   messageicon so as I rest my weary eyes... while freedom rings our flag still flies. you give your all, do what you must... with God we live and God we trust.. Amen
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:08 by stacy r Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Moammar Gaddafi, Let Bin Laden be a message to you. If you do not stop, the United States will get you.......in 10 years...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:06 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I lay me down to sleep... one less terrorist this world does keep... with all my heart I give my thanks... to those in uniform regardless of ranks... you serve our country and serve it well... with humble hearts your stories tell... so as I rest my we
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:06 by Stacy R Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like a good neighbor state farm is there... With Osama bin laden.... Bam headshot. Thats how we found him
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:58 by Kenny k Comments (0)  


   messageicon When will FOX realize that they are the only squares who spell it "Usama"..
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Brits are gonna be pissed, we just out did the Royal Wedding!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:42 by Chad Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope all of Osama's 72 virgins look and sound like Justin Bieber!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:40 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Bin laden now reqrets letting his Facebook "Check In" at his current location
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:39 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Osama really did believe that he was getting all those virgin's after death,.. umm.. then why the f*ck was he hiding for ten years?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Propose Osama Be Buried Under The White House Lawn And A Memorial Stating That If You Mess With The Best You Die Like The Rest!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:23 by Mcdyver Comments (0)  


   messageicon He was suckled by hyenas and had only cobras for playmates and now he's in hell. Let's pose his bullet-holed head for a round-the-world-see-we-really-did-it photo op and get busy with the real business of America - planning our summer vacations!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:23 by punkie Comments (0)  



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