Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Reports from Afghanistan say that the Marine Special Forces have been seen wearing t-shirts that read:It`s God`s job to forgive Bin Laden. It was our job to arrange the meeting! ~United States Marine Corps~

   Breaking News: U.S. Terror Alert Level is now raised to “Confetti”

   One life to live cancelled and Osama finally comes out of his cave. Coincidence?

   Bin Laden may have been great at Hide-&-Seek but he sucked at Marco Polo. Navy Seal "Marco"..Bin Laden "Polo"...Navy Seal 'Bang..Bang'

   so as I rest my weary eyes... while freedom rings our flag still flies. you give your all, do what you must... with God we live and God we trust.. Amen

   Dear Moammar Gaddafi, Let Bin Laden be a message to you. If you do not stop, the United States will get you.......in 10 years...

   Now I lay me down to sleep... one less terrorist this world does keep... with all my heart I give my thanks... to those in uniform regardless of ranks... you serve our country and serve it well... with humble hearts your stories tell... so as I rest my we

   Like a good neighbor state farm is there... With Osama bin laden.... Bam headshot. Thats how we found him

   When will FOX realize that they are the only squares who spell it "Usama"..

   The Brits are gonna be pissed, we just out did the Royal Wedding!

   I hope all of Osama's 72 virgins look and sound like Justin Bieber!!

   I bet Bin laden now reqrets letting his Facebook "Check In" at his current location

   if Osama really did believe that he was getting all those virgin's after death,.. umm.. then why the f*ck was he hiding for ten years?"

   I Propose Osama Be Buried Under The White House Lawn And A Memorial Stating That If You Mess With The Best You Die Like The Rest!

   He was suckled by hyenas and had only cobras for playmates and now he's in hell. Let's pose his bullet-holed head for a round-the-world-see-we-really-did-it photo op and get busy with the real business of America - planning our summer vacations!

   osama is dead now the remaining is justin beiber

   R.I.P. Osama Bin Laden - World Hide and Seek champion 2001-2011.

   Bush paid 3.5 million to piss on his face

   To all you Pro Obama people praising him for this deed.. I don't remeber Usama being anywhere near the Whitehouse when killed. That is where Obama was sleeping while this mission took place. It has also been said that the intel leading to his whereabouts

   Bin Ladens last words " hey your Chuck Nor_____"