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   messageicon I have a confession to make... "I want to get back with my ex"...LOL Just Kidding..."I'd rather SH!T in my hands and clap!"
←Rate | 05-03-2011 02:51 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon oh hey conspiracy theorists, nice of you to join us after questioning the 9/11 events
←Rate | 05-03-2011 02:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"There goes the neighborhood" - Spongebob Squarepants
←Rate | 05-03-2011 01:53 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide…
←Rate | 05-03-2011 01:44 by zubi Comments (0)  


   messageicon So.. No official pictures or videos, and they're claiming bin Laden was buried according to 'Islamic' traditions under the sea, cos no country was willing to accept his body for burial! Are you kidding me?? Not even Afghanistan?? This is by far the most f
←Rate | 05-03-2011 01:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon they are burrying him at sea? they should've burried him alive in the american sewer system
←Rate | 05-03-2011 01:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Snookie
←Rate | 05-03-2011 01:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm Under the sea, I'm Under the sea, Darling I got caught, Then I was Shot. As you can see. They threw me in the water to drift away, Now in New York they're partying all day. I'm Chillin wit Algea, Everyone is Happy!!! I'm Under the sea!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 00:51 by Koolaid4evry1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excuse me, Mr. Pirate, but are you aware that there is a steering wheel stuck in the front of your pants? "Arrhh, Matey," he nods, "Its driving me nuts!"
←Rate | 05-03-2011 00:43 by BM Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least Bin Laden doesn't have to watch dancing with the stars anymore
←Rate | 05-03-2011 00:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just wondering, did we complete the whole deck of terrorist cards now?
←Rate | 05-03-2011 00:36 by Djmiller Comments (0)  


   messageicon just when you think the royal wedding was the talk of the town ha! you know us americans must allways steal your shine. up yours england
←Rate | 05-03-2011 00:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NEWS ALERT!!! Jack Bauer was the one who 'double tapped' Bin Laden.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 00:14 by Moses Comments (0)  


   messageicon So the NSA will stop molesting me at the airport now, right?
←Rate | 05-03-2011 00:06 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...and thats how the U.S. outdoes a Royal Wedding.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 00:03 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are not essential for my survival so adjust your actions accordingly.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 00:01 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon A new tape huh? Man,not only is Osama the Jordan of hide and seek,he's the tupac of terrorism.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 23:54 by @qpid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No I did not watch the Royal wedding! What's the big deal? Two things kept me from watching it. They're called tesicles.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 23:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea ...O...S...A...M...A
←Rate | 05-02-2011 23:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I shot Big Foot last night but I dumped the body in the ocean before I could get a picture.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 22:48 by Silho Uette Comments (0)  



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