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   messageicon just returned from Pakistan--does anyone know how to clean the dirt out from under your nails? no specific reason as to why.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 09:15 by @tiffanybarkley Comments (0)  


   messageicon sick of all this Osama Bin Laden news already - OK, he'd gone, great. What do I have to do to get a Charlie Sheen update?!!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take this Charlie Sheen: Ebay just told me I'm "winning!"
←Rate | 05-03-2011 08:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoorah to navy seal team 6 for taking out public enemy #1. any chance we can send these guys after whoever is setting the gas prices?
←Rate | 05-03-2011 07:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Bin Laden is dead, can I finally bring shampoo on a plane?
←Rate | 05-03-2011 07:40 by man_9 Comments (1)  


   messageicon It hasn't even been 36 hours and the "Bin Ladn set the world record for hide and seek" joke is already overused and stale. That in itself is a world record.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 07:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon may not be the best, but I'm the best I've ever seen
←Rate | 05-03-2011 06:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right now , Satan has Osama bent over and giving him his reward .
←Rate | 05-03-2011 06:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ready for them to release the photo of Bin Laden. He wants to print T-shirts and mugs that say "This is the face of terrorism."
←Rate | 05-03-2011 06:34 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon offering his new drink. It's the Bin Laden. It's two shots and a splash of water.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 06:31 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden - In his house.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 04:58 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama 0 - Obama 1
←Rate | 05-03-2011 03:56 by O.M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Westboro Baptist Cult, we have a funeral you can protest. It's in Pakistan, we'll help you pack. The Patriot Guard promises to not bother you
←Rate | 05-03-2011 03:17 by Hot Tea Comments (1)  


   messageicon If anyone believes Osama Bin Laden was really buried at sea, I have a bridge in New York I want to sell you.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 03:02 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon heard Osama wasn't hiding he kept trying to call the United States but kept getting foreigners and thought he had the wrong country....
←Rate | 05-03-2011 02:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a confession to make... "I want to get back with my ex"...LOL Just Kidding..."I'd rather SH!T in my hands and clap!"
←Rate | 05-03-2011 02:51 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon oh hey conspiracy theorists, nice of you to join us after questioning the 9/11 events
←Rate | 05-03-2011 02:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"There goes the neighborhood" - Spongebob Squarepants
←Rate | 05-03-2011 01:53 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide…
←Rate | 05-03-2011 01:44 by zubi Comments (0)  


   messageicon So.. No official pictures or videos, and they're claiming bin Laden was buried according to 'Islamic' traditions under the sea, cos no country was willing to accept his body for burial! Are you kidding me?? Not even Afghanistan?? This is by far the most f
←Rate | 05-03-2011 01:35 Comments (0)  



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