Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

View All Funny Status Messages

Sort:  Recent   |  Oldest  |  Rating
Trump Filter: ON | OFF


Search Messages:
Page: 4931 of 5593

   messageicon I shot Big Foot and dumped him in the ocean before I could get any pictures.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 11:09 by silhouette Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking about becoming a psychic...But I don't know what people would think.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 10:57 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon cant believe the yanks but the bin out on a bank holiday
←Rate | 05-03-2011 10:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon they should have captured bin laden, tied him to a tree filled with ants, then let all his victims stab him with a toothpick to death
←Rate | 05-03-2011 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just like a good strom--slept right through the Royal Wedding.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 09:18 by @tiffanybarkley Comments (0)  


   messageicon just returned from Pakistan--does anyone know how to clean the dirt out from under your nails? no specific reason as to why.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 09:15 by @tiffanybarkley Comments (0)  


   messageicon sick of all this Osama Bin Laden news already - OK, he'd gone, great. What do I have to do to get a Charlie Sheen update?!!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take this Charlie Sheen: Ebay just told me I'm "winning!"
←Rate | 05-03-2011 08:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoorah to navy seal team 6 for taking out public enemy #1. any chance we can send these guys after whoever is setting the gas prices?
←Rate | 05-03-2011 07:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Bin Laden is dead, can I finally bring shampoo on a plane?
←Rate | 05-03-2011 07:40 by man_9 Comments (1)  


   messageicon It hasn't even been 36 hours and the "Bin Ladn set the world record for hide and seek" joke is already overused and stale. That in itself is a world record.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 07:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon may not be the best, but I'm the best I've ever seen
←Rate | 05-03-2011 06:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right now , Satan has Osama bent over and giving him his reward .
←Rate | 05-03-2011 06:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ready for them to release the photo of Bin Laden. He wants to print T-shirts and mugs that say "This is the face of terrorism."
←Rate | 05-03-2011 06:34 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon offering his new drink. It's the Bin Laden. It's two shots and a splash of water.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 06:31 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden - In his house.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 04:58 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama 0 - Obama 1
←Rate | 05-03-2011 03:56 by O.M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Westboro Baptist Cult, we have a funeral you can protest. It's in Pakistan, we'll help you pack. The Patriot Guard promises to not bother you
←Rate | 05-03-2011 03:17 by Hot Tea Comments (1)  


   messageicon If anyone believes Osama Bin Laden was really buried at sea, I have a bridge in New York I want to sell you.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 03:02 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon heard Osama wasn't hiding he kept trying to call the United States but kept getting foreigners and thought he had the wrong country....
←Rate | 05-03-2011 02:56 Comments (0)  



Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left