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I shot Big Foot and dumped him in the ocean before I could get any pictures.
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05-03-2011 11:09 by
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I'm thinking about becoming a psychic...But I don't know what people would think.
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05-03-2011 10:57 by
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cant believe the yanks but the bin out on a bank holiday
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05-03-2011 10:38
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they should have captured bin laden, tied him to a tree filled with ants, then let all his victims stab him with a toothpick to death
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05-03-2011 10:18
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just like a good strom--slept right through the Royal Wedding.
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05-03-2011 09:18 by
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just returned from Pakistan--does anyone know how to clean the dirt out from under your nails? no specific reason as to why.
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05-03-2011 09:15 by
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sick of all this Osama Bin Laden news already - OK, he'd gone, great. What do I have to do to get a Charlie Sheen update?!!
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05-03-2011 09:10
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Take this Charlie Sheen: Ebay just told me I'm "winning!"
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05-03-2011 08:20
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hoorah to navy seal team 6 for taking out public enemy #1. any chance we can send these guys after whoever is setting the gas prices?
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05-03-2011 07:50
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Now that Bin Laden is dead, can I finally bring shampoo on a plane?
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05-03-2011 07:40 by
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It hasn't even been 36 hours and the "Bin Ladn set the world record for hide and seek" joke is already overused and stale. That in itself is a world record.
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05-03-2011 07:36
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may not be the best, but I'm the best I've ever seen
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05-03-2011 06:49
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Right now , Satan has Osama bent over and giving him his reward .
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05-03-2011 06:42
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ready for them to release the photo of Bin Laden. He wants to print T-shirts and mugs that say "This is the face of terrorism."
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05-03-2011 06:34 by
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offering his new drink. It's the Bin Laden. It's two shots and a splash of water.
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05-03-2011 06:31 by
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10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden - In his house.
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05-03-2011 04:58 by
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Osama 0 - Obama 1
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05-03-2011 03:56 by
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Dear Westboro Baptist Cult, we have a funeral you can protest. It's in Pakistan, we'll help you pack. The Patriot Guard promises to not bother you
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05-03-2011 03:17 by
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If anyone believes Osama Bin Laden was really buried at sea, I have a bridge in New York I want to sell you.
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05-03-2011 03:02 by
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heard Osama wasn't hiding he kept trying to call the United States but kept getting foreigners and thought he had the wrong country....
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