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   messageicon Watch, Lady Gaga's going to buy Osama Bin Ladens body & wear it to next years Grammys.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 23:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything is made in China except for babies... they're made in VaChina.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 21:43 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
←Rate | 05-03-2011 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills…making the last car payment.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the most fake thing I have ever seen.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 21:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 20:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at Rice Krispies Treats
←Rate | 05-03-2011 20:06 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking between the death of Osama bin Laden and the marriage of Kate Middleton and Prince William it's an exciting time to be in the commemorative plate business!!!!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 19:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marc Savard, Sidney Crosby and now Osama Bin Laden when are these head shots going to end?!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 19:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to ABC news the mission to assassinate Osama Bin Laden was carried out by a unit so secret their existence cannot be verified....THE A-TEAM IS BACK!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 19:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Osama will be the next Megatron
←Rate | 05-03-2011 19:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Enjoying a new drink called the bin laden. 2 shots and a splash of water
←Rate | 05-03-2011 19:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn Osama! First the Seals..........now the sharks!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 19:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really hope Osama didnt have a twin brother! ......#worried
←Rate | 05-03-2011 19:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks like Bin Laden's episode of Cribs didn't go that well
←Rate | 05-03-2011 18:04 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read where the SEAL team that popped Bin Laden was based in Virginia Beach. So his big surprise at the end wasn't 72 virgins, it was 24 Virginians. Adios you ahole. Tell Saddan we send our regards and save a spot at the table for Gaddafi.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 17:09 by RedDog58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow, I bet Bin Laden wishes he never completed his Census Form....
←Rate | 05-03-2011 16:51 by @Mr_APL Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best part about the death of bin Laden... It got the media to shut up about the stupid Royal Wedding.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 16:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be honest with yourself, deep down inside, is there anyone of us that doesn't desperately want to be "dead last"?
←Rate | 05-03-2011 15:54 by Curmudgeon Comments (0)  



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