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   messageicon Wondering if I buy those "Her Pleasure" condoms and turn them inside out if I will get all the pleasure instead of her.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 14:31 by Jimihendrixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still say I heard someone talking from under that sheet when we tossed the body overboard, but whatever. Can't go back in time.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 13:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hope spongebob is raping bin laden constantly...
←Rate | 05-04-2011 13:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering who had the nerve to go to work dressed as Darth Vader today?
←Rate | 05-04-2011 12:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw another of those adverts telling me to send my gold in an envelope addressed to Cash for Gold...... Sorry, but I just don't trust my postman that much.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 12:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Noticed that the news companies seem to be trying to out-do each other: 1: BBC goes on about a Royal Wedding. 2: CNN bangs on about Bin Laden's death. 3: BBC announces terrorists caught outside Sellerfield Nuclear storage. 4: Just waiting on Fox news now.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 11:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon says Sticks and Stones may break my bones but Political Correctness is Killing Me >-<
←Rate | 05-04-2011 11:51 by liro81 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Obama! Swedish called, they want their Nobel Peace Prize back!!
←Rate | 05-04-2011 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 7-11, mini-mart, and several gas stations will be closed due to a death in the family...
←Rate | 05-04-2011 09:50 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎7-eleven, mini-marts, and several gas stations will be closed this week due to a death in the family...
←Rate | 05-04-2011 09:31 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon some call it Self-medicating....we call it Happy Hour..
←Rate | 05-04-2011 08:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Craigs List: ROOMATE WANTED!! Recently vacated room needs some TLC (carpet shampooing, wall cleaning/patching, ect..) Muslim family of 13 looking for a clean, non smoking male that is preferably NOT on the FBI Most Wanted list.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 08:29 by Mc chill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope Spongebob & Patrick make Krabby Patty's out of Bin Laden!
←Rate | 05-04-2011 07:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's hope that Bin-Laden didn't make horcruxes.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 07:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your tired when your alarm doesn't wake you up straight away, instead it just blends into your dream
←Rate | 05-04-2011 06:56 by Thrasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Star Wars Day, May the 4th be with you! xx
←Rate | 05-04-2011 05:06 by spencerpt Comments (0)  


   messageicon First England takes over the news with the Royal Wedding, then America with Osama. I predict a talking kangaroo within the next week...
←Rate | 05-04-2011 03:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe the people that say money can't buy happiness are just buying the wrong stuff?
←Rate | 05-04-2011 02:13 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would really hate to be a politician...mostly because I couldn't say "fock you, a55hole" any time that I felt like it. :)
←Rate | 05-04-2011 01:52 by ff1241 Comments (1)  


   messageicon May the fourth be with you.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 00:08 by OB1 Comments (0)  



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