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   messageicon Cheated on Facebook with my real life today.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 11:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see a profile pic with 1 fat girl and 1 pretty girl and can't figure out who's profile it is, make no mistakes… it's the fat one's.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 11:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon got a phone call asking to donate clothes for the starving people of the world..I laughed so hard I cried..if they can fit in my clothes they ain't starvin'!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinco de mayo : or as I call it...The day that all the people who complain about Mexicans all the sudden want to celebrate their holiday just so they have a reason to drink today..
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can always tell when it is Senior Citizen Discount Day at the grocery near my house. All the blue parking spaces are double parked.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:47 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For you GRINGOS who want to celebrate Cinco de Mayo the right way, you'll need the following: A Loud Mariachi Band, Fajitas, Chihuahua Races in the Backyard, Have all of your guests carpool in one car, and lots of Corona and Tequila! ¡Viva la raza!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinco De Mayo, the only day Americans want to be Mexican
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Cinco de Mayonnaise!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:04 by JRF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marie Osmond remarried her first husband 26 years after their divorce. I wish her and Donny all the best
←Rate | 05-05-2011 09:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a mariachi band, is making fajitas, and organizing chihuahua races in the backyard to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. You know you want to be here...
←Rate | 05-05-2011 09:14 by Boomernic Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those who will celebrate Cinco de Mayo with "authentic" 36% beef tacos, we pray to the Lord.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 09:14 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Cinco de drinko, Viva la tequila!!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 08:58 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, just wondering...Is the Navy seal who shot Bin Laden going to get the 25 million bounty he so rightly deserves???? HE SHOULD!!!!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 08:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When is cinco de mayo?
←Rate | 05-05-2011 07:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 45. People who call with blocked numbers deserve to not get answered!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 06:58 by BRian Comments (0)  


   messageicon + + + R.I.P Claude Choules.....the world's LAST surviving veteran of WWI, who died peacefully at his hostel home in Salter Point, Western Australia, at the mighty age of 110. I salute you, Sir. May you have the long, dignified sleep you deserve. + + +
←Rate | 05-05-2011 06:57 by tdw Comments (0)  


   messageicon I judge women by how comfortable their shoes are.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 06:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We can learn at least one thing from all those villains from those superhero movies. They never run from a fight, even if they knew they had no chance of winning!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 06:52 by @realskb Comments (0)  


   messageicon how do you scare a bee ? BOO-BEE!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 01:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Navy seals now it's time 2 go after the one responsible for raising gas prices !!!
←Rate | 05-04-2011 23:59 Comments (0)  



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