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   messageicon Love is a sacred thing meant just for two. But there's always that one slut who doesn't know how to count.
←Rate | 05-10-2011 04:20 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If ur freaky and you know clap ur hands (clap clap) if ur freaky and ya know it clap ur hands (clap clap) if ur freaky and ya know it and ya really wanna show it, pull ur pants down to the floor and do a dance!!!! Yay!!!!
←Rate | 05-10-2011 00:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of.
←Rate | 05-10-2011 00:18 by zd Comments (0)  


   messageicon it me or has anyone else noticed that when you REALLY REALLY REALLY need to go to the bathroom, you are always somewhere where there are no bathrooms around
←Rate | 05-09-2011 23:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm wrong, your Right, I'm sorry, it'll never happen again"..... Easiest way to solve an argument with the wife
←Rate | 05-09-2011 22:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why yes Officer...I did see the speed limit sign...I just didn't see your car...
←Rate | 05-09-2011 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?
←Rate | 05-09-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women have mysterious ability of communication..........They listen half.Understand quarter & can tell DOUBLE.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people take my glasses, put them on, and say, "Oh. You really can't see, huh?" NO s**t sherlock. You don't see other people taking other people's wheel chairs saying, "Oh. You really can't walk, huh?"
←Rate | 05-09-2011 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sanity is a luxury not meant for everyone
←Rate | 05-09-2011 20:24 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  


   messageicon always seems to have the urge to use the bathroom when asked to do something that involves effort
←Rate | 05-09-2011 20:23 by J0eBl0ws Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel lSH*T ...you know the way those people felt when The Dave Matthews band emptied their RV's septic tank
←Rate | 05-09-2011 19:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wife and I just got divorced. We split the house. I got the outside.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 19:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You never realize how much you enjoy sleep until you wake up early.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 19:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok Ladies here are your choices , we leave the seat up , or we leave the seat down and let you clean up the piss , it can't be all about you
←Rate | 05-09-2011 19:10 by Banjaxeed Comments (1)  


   messageicon ever have the feeling someone is watching you? I guess it doesn't help that I'm looking into this mirror.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 18:52 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon stop analyzing, criticizing, you should realize what I am & start epitomizing.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 18:52 by mcmikael Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't find me cause I'm lost in the music.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 18:49 by mcmikael Comments (0)  


   messageicon I 'm trapped in a maze, therefore I am a-maze-ing.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 18:41 by mcmikael Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to see Chaz Bono go to DC teach a few Democrats how to be a man.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 18:40 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  



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