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   messageicon If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.
←Rate | 05-16-2011 14:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an "All the stuff you can microwave" aisle.
←Rate | 05-16-2011 14:09 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkward moment when a Liverpool fan asks what's the time and its 19:18.
←Rate | 05-16-2011 13:34 by fadi Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new workout plan is P69X!
←Rate | 05-16-2011 13:20 by Ducky Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sooooo this midget walks into a bar....well a bicycle rack....
←Rate | 05-16-2011 12:48 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday is like a midget at a urinal...You have to be on your toes!!
←Rate | 05-16-2011 12:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping that all the Farmville crops are ok in Alabama....
←Rate | 05-16-2011 12:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone interested in having a Rapture party this weekend?
←Rate | 05-16-2011 12:03 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to walk around the fair with a giant stuffed animal I brought from home, ‘cause I need people to think I'm a winner.
←Rate | 05-16-2011 11:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if a midget with down syndrome is running late, is it ok to call him a little tardy?
←Rate | 05-16-2011 11:10 by CMadd Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that the world is ending this Saturday, making plans for the weekend will be so much easier
←Rate | 05-16-2011 09:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people. I wont really tattoo them. I'll just stab'em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour
←Rate | 05-16-2011 08:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great, first MSN. Then freindster, now the spam has came to facebook. Just what everyone needs, a Social Networking page filled with bulls^!Ys!!!
←Rate | 05-16-2011 03:42 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do I know all the words to Cher's Shoop Shoop song? And why is it impossible to look cool when you get caught singing it in traffic
←Rate | 05-16-2011 02:55 by NB Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes the cold froze off fat rather than ass...
←Rate | 05-16-2011 02:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are tanner than your girlfriend, you are wrong.
←Rate | 05-16-2011 02:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Admits he chooses a Presidedntial Canidate on the basis that they resemble someone on the cast of Saturday Nite Live.
←Rate | 05-16-2011 01:26 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Cellphone companies>>>Please add an "Unsend my text" option!!
←Rate | 05-15-2011 23:39 by Serina Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you don't like someone on facebook, there's this awesome block button. it saves a lot of drama.
←Rate | 05-15-2011 22:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont cry poor to me--- as you update your status from your I-Phone!!
←Rate | 05-15-2011 22:15 Comments (0)  



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