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When Johnny Walker does his taxes, he puts me as a dependant...
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04-26-2011 15:16 by
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My new hobby is Ice Sculpting... yesterday I made a cube
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04-26-2011 15:10 by
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If my death is as extraordinary as my life... then I should go quietly in my sleep.
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04-26-2011 14:44 by
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has been considering a lobotomy... it seems like a no-brainer.
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04-26-2011 14:28 by
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I must be allergic to peanuts. I break into a rash every payday.
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04-26-2011 14:10 by
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I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost outta beer.
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04-26-2011 13:30
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"Wow, this place is so clean! I could literally eat off the floor!" - my dog at every place she's ever been.
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04-26-2011 13:17 by
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"Have a nice day".. "Dont tell me what to do"
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04-26-2011 13:15
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i hate when I wake up in the morning and Barack Obama is my president
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04-26-2011 13:03
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looking forward to showering with his brand-new "William-and-Kate-Royal-Wedding-Marketing-Hype-Souvenir-Soap-on-a-Rope".
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04-26-2011 12:50
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What you call hoarding, I call forgetting to take out the garbage for 278 consecutive weeks.
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04-26-2011 12:27 by
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People who brag they have haters are doing their so called haters a favor by making you look more of a douchebag than you already are.
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04-26-2011 12:26 by
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Dear man at the gas station, I admire how your mustache begins with your nose hairs.
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04-26-2011 12:16 by
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If, at any point, you stopped for Hammer Time, I think it is now safe to restart.
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04-26-2011 12:03
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what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
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04-26-2011 11:49
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Todays Thing To Do: Make a To-Do list.
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04-26-2011 11:23 by
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walking by the gas price sign at the Gas station and remembers the day when he could afford to drive to the gas station for his slushy
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04-26-2011 11:09 by
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About 50% of the time “good luck” really means “efff you.”
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04-26-2011 10:48 by
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“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
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04-26-2011 10:32 by
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Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some shit for Farmville.
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