Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   This may be the wine talking but... "Help! He's drinking me.., he's drinking me!"

   I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong

   very surprised at the number of my family members actually willing to admit they are related to me.

   Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

   Strangers have the best candy

   the only way you know who your real friends are is when you change your birthday on facebook and see who write "happy birthday!" on your wall

   Whats the point of making a movie based on a book? Whenever the movie is mentioned, someone has always has to respond with, "The book was better"!!!

   Plagiarism saves time.

   I literary just saw a chicken cross the road. I want to stop and ask him "Why"?

   Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

   Hubert J. Schlafly Jr., inventer of the teleprompter has died....President Obama said to be speechless...

   There's "hell" in hello and there's "good" in goodbye... I don't know what that means but think about it.

   The only perfect science is hindsight.

   OK, I'm going to admit it. Its been bugging me for about 10 years now and I need to get it off my chest. I let the dogs out.

   Facebook - creating and destroying relationships since 2004.

   Honestly can people quit falling for these Facebook scams and virus's all this 'view her commit suicide' or links to other random crap like 'view whos seen ur profile' - just dont click on it! Their all bugs so avoid at all costs! Dont let curiosity kill

   I didn't say your stupid just everything you like is

   Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul are hosting a singing competition on Fox! Who comes up with these radical new ideas?

   work me harder, makes me better, do me faster makes me stronger.

   Lieutenant Dan, ice cream.