Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   okay mother nature, enough with the rain! I get the fact your sad, but you had to realize Joanie and Chachi werent gonna last forever.

   can somebody fix my parents...they always say their broke

   Spongebob is Asian. He's yellow, can't drive and does karate.

   Yes your girlfriend is beautiful and I totally dig that you guys just met, BUT, He is my neighbor and works in a drag club.

   Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to write to myself on my wall.

   Rebecca Black is pregnant... she should have gotten in the front seat, not the back seat.

   Dont ask me to follow you on Twitter if you aren't going anywhere.

   thinks going to Target is like going to Wal Mart, only you feel alot better about yourself inside a Target!!

   Folgers coffee ads are ALL WRONG! The best part of waking up is being able roll over and go back to sleep.

   Sometimes I open the fridge and stare at the contents for no reason at all, just like I do with Facebook.

   i wonder if Rebecca Black was singing Friday while she was getting boinked.

   I Guess We All Kno what seat Rebecca Black finally Chose The Backseat Fun Fun Fun Fun

   Today I ate a salad and got a ton of sleep. I don't think my body is used to either and may possibly be rejecting both.

   some say that Justin Bieber is the father of Rebecca Blacks baby....but its not true...There is no way 1 girl can impregnate another

   the comfort I get from bringing my own pillow on the plane doesn't quite outweigh the shame of carrying my own pillow thru the airport

   It's called BE-YOU-tiful, not BE-FAKE-tiful...

   wondering if Saddam ever said to Osama 'What you need to do is employ people who look exactly like you so they can be found instead.'

   Wonderbra: So named because once you get it off her, you wonder where the boobs went.

   if you have time to update your status as "very busy", then you obviously exaggerated.

   if you post that you are sleeping, you are clearly a liar.