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anyone interested in having a Rapture party this weekend?
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05-16-2011 12:03 by
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I like to walk around the fair with a giant stuffed animal I brought from home, ‘cause I need people to think I'm a winner.
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05-16-2011 11:41
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if a midget with down syndrome is running late, is it ok to call him a little tardy?
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05-16-2011 11:10 by
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Now that the world is ending this Saturday, making plans for the weekend will be so much easier
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05-16-2011 09:02
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I'm opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people. I wont really tattoo them. I'll just stab'em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour
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05-16-2011 08:32
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Great, first MSN. Then freindster, now the spam has came to facebook. Just what everyone needs, a Social Networking page filled with bulls^!Ys!!!
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05-16-2011 03:42 by
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Why do I know all the words to Cher's Shoop Shoop song? And why is it impossible to look cool when you get caught singing it in traffic
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05-16-2011 02:55 by
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wishes the cold froze off fat rather than ass...
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05-16-2011 02:31
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If you are tanner than your girlfriend, you are wrong.
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05-16-2011 02:08
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Admits he chooses a Presidedntial Canidate on the basis that they resemble someone on the cast of Saturday Nite Live.
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05-16-2011 01:26 by
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Dear Cellphone companies>>>Please add an "Unsend my text" option!!
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05-15-2011 23:39 by
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if you don't like someone on facebook, there's this awesome block button. it saves a lot of drama.
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05-15-2011 22:22
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Dont cry poor to me--- as you update your status from your I-Phone!!
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05-15-2011 22:15
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Hey MARIO..!! Remember me??? I wasted my CHILDHOOD saving your girlfriend
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05-15-2011 22:15 by
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Treat your girl right, or another guy will
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05-15-2011 22:11 by
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I head they found a stash of porn with Bin Laden, guess that would be considered "Weapons of mass-terbation
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05-15-2011 19:52 by
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It's finally cheaper to buy a cup of coffee than a gallon of gas.
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05-15-2011 19:44
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heads or tails? Heads you give me some tail. Tails you give me some head.
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05-15-2011 17:25
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Facebook doesn't need a "dislike" button what it needs is a " noody effin cares" or get over yourself your really not that special button"
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05-15-2011 16:50
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No wonder you're so fat.......you're full of sh*t!
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