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   messageicon I don't care if being apathetic is wrong.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 11:21 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking forward to all of the job opeings after the rapture happens...
←Rate | 05-19-2011 10:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Rapture is this weekend nobody make any plans! WAIT JUST A MINUTE this came from the guy that predicted that Judgement day was happening September 6, 1994.... I wonder how that worked out for him?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 10:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking for some good end-of-the-world bargains today and tomorrow
←Rate | 05-19-2011 10:27 by Boomernic Comments (0)  


   messageicon to the guy above this.. I'm talking about the world ending..
←Rate | 05-19-2011 10:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon they search for years and spend millions of dollars looking for Osama, and where was he? At home hiding behind his wife!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 10:25 by Ant Comments (0)  


   messageicon ahhh where the hell is spring? if you see her around tell her to come see me immediately
←Rate | 05-19-2011 09:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful on how you pronounce "Schwarzenegger." You may upset some black people around you
←Rate | 05-19-2011 09:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Apparently Imogen Thomas is struggling to launch her pop career. She's been unable to announce any Giggs.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 09:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when you get hung up on and you continue the conversation alone to attemp to fool the other people in the room..
←Rate | 05-19-2011 09:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To ensure you never cut yourself while chopping vegetables, get a friend to hold the vegetable.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 09:15 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, for example: "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"
←Rate | 05-19-2011 09:14 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear God, If the world is going to end on Saturday, please accept my request for forgiveness for what I am about to do on Friday. Sincerely, Your Number One Fan
←Rate | 05-19-2011 08:45 by acreak Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet those people that mow their lawns just after it rains are the same people that wash their car just before it rains.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 08:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the world is ending Saturday??? Oh well this is bogus, it was supposed to be December 21, 2012?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 08:13 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon that if you asked me, at one time I would have given you the world...Now, you ask for anything, I'll bend over and give you the f**kin moon!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 07:43 by Ant Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arnold Schwarzenegger should have lived by one of the ten commandments of politics: Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 07:31 by Kingpin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rapture "I'm going out the way I came in, without pants.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 07:02 by mark Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you actually believe in this Doomsday & Rapture nonsense...Please gracefully delete yourself from my friend's list...Coz I am allergic to retards and idiots.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 06:51 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nuts on a wall: Walnuts. Nuts on a chest: Chesnuts. Nuts on a Chin: BJ
←Rate | 05-19-2011 05:06 Comments (0)  



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