Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   So the NSA will stop molesting me at the airport now, right?

   ...and thats how the U.S. outdoes a Royal Wedding.

   You are not essential for my survival so adjust your actions accordingly.

   A new tape huh? Man,not only is Osama the Jordan of hide and seek,he's the tupac of terrorism.

   No I did not watch the Royal wedding! What's the big deal? Two things kept me from watching it. They're called tesicles.

   Whooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea ...O...S...A...M...A

   I shot Big Foot last night but I dumped the body in the ocean before I could get a picture.

   It's amazing what the Americans can do when the PS3 network is down.

   Navy Seals.......Terminix for a larger cockroach........

   says it is comforting to know the last person Osama Bin Laden saw on this Earth was an American

   and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!!

   the moral of the story is never send a white man to do a black mans job...

   So they really buried Osama in the ocean..Did Americans not learn their lesson when they buried Megatron?!

   better yet ... we shoulda just captured bin Laden .... tied him to the tallest pole, atop the highest mountain .... and flown a plane into him.

   Ironically this comes close to Obama's reelection! Hmmm... I think Obama and Osama are either working together or the same person!

   How do vampires shave if they can't see in the mirror?

   Girl finds her prince, the bad guy gets killed, like we're living in a fairy tale this last week...

   it is comforting to know the last person Osama Bin Laden saw on this Earth was an American

   Glad we finally found OBL. Now can we find the dead beat dads thats dont pay child support or play a role in their kids lives?

   Hell just installed bunk beds - I heard Osama bin Laden got the bunk under Saddam Hussein....