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   messageicon What time Is The Rapture? I Wanna Make Sure I Have On Clean Underwear!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 12:24 by p0lel0ck Comments (0)  


   messageicon well, so much for the world ending....i even charged my phone and installed the battery saver app!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 12:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At this very moment hundreds of men are using the "It's the end of the world tomorrow" pick-up line.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 12:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've made a decision. When I die, I am going to have my butt mounted above the fireplace so I can keep an eye on all of you.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 12:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope they have Facebook in heaven...
←Rate | 05-21-2011 11:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im sensing a global nervous laugh...
←Rate | 05-21-2011 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I awoke to a warm gentle rain on my face........and then I realized I was sleeping on the bottom bunk......................
←Rate | 05-21-2011 11:55 by northdakotaemt Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did the world end while I was sleeping? Because my room looks like and earthquake came through. I guess they have Facebook in hell.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 11:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies this is your last chance before the rapture to send me pics of your breasts!!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 11:41 by Michael Stanley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wating for that moment at 12:01 am when Jesus and Ashton Kutcher pop out and tell us we all got punked...
←Rate | 05-21-2011 11:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Picking out an appropiate outfit for a Rapture is so frustrating....and I don't even want to get into picking the right accesories...
←Rate | 05-21-2011 11:03 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon They tried to make me go to rapture and I said no, no, no.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 10:51 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon where's my invisibility cape?? I wanna stay till the end!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 10:42 by bit Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Facebook Wall: Drama free since I deleted my dramatic friends.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 10:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really don't mind if you don't something for me as long as you dont' say you are going to do it but don't.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 10:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All you people with hair think you're so damn superior!!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 10:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom
←Rate | 05-21-2011 10:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And on the 21st Day of May... God said.. Hahahahahhahah!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 10:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unf*cking believable, I expected to see Zombies outside of my apartment, you know what I saw? A dog taking a dump
←Rate | 05-21-2011 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Rapture is about to begin…I have a few things I need to confess: I let the dogs out, I stole the cookies from the cookie jar, I hacked play station and YES I did cause global warming…Internet connection lost error message**
←Rate | 05-21-2011 09:42 by instructor4802 Comments (0)  



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