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What time Is The Rapture? I Wanna Make Sure I Have On Clean Underwear!
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05-21-2011 12:24 by
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well, so much for the world ending....i even charged my phone and installed the battery saver app!
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05-21-2011 12:22
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At this very moment hundreds of men are using the "It's the end of the world tomorrow" pick-up line.
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05-21-2011 12:12 by
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I've made a decision. When I die, I am going to have my butt mounted above the fireplace so I can keep an eye on all of you.
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05-21-2011 12:11
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I hope they have Facebook in heaven...
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05-21-2011 11:56
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Im sensing a global nervous laugh...
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05-21-2011 11:55
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Last night I awoke to a warm gentle rain on my face........and then I realized I was sleeping on the bottom bunk......................
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05-21-2011 11:55 by
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Did the world end while I was sleeping? Because my room looks like and earthquake came through. I guess they have Facebook in hell.
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05-21-2011 11:53
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Ladies this is your last chance before the rapture to send me pics of your breasts!!
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05-21-2011 11:41 by
Michael Stanley
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Wating for that moment at 12:01 am when Jesus and Ashton Kutcher pop out and tell us we all got punked...
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05-21-2011 11:21
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Picking out an appropiate outfit for a Rapture is so frustrating....and I don't even want to get into picking the right accesories...
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05-21-2011 11:03 by
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They tried to make me go to rapture and I said no, no, no.
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05-21-2011 10:51 by
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where's my invisibility cape?? I wanna stay till the end!
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05-21-2011 10:42 by
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My Facebook Wall: Drama free since I deleted my dramatic friends.
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05-21-2011 10:40
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I really don't mind if you don't something for me as long as you dont' say you are going to do it but don't.
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05-21-2011 10:38
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All you people with hair think you're so damn superior!!
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05-21-2011 10:33
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Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom
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05-21-2011 10:21
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And on the 21st Day of May... God said.. Hahahahahhahah!
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05-21-2011 10:12
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Unf*cking believable, I expected to see Zombies outside of my apartment, you know what I saw? A dog taking a dump
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05-21-2011 10:04
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Now that Rapture is about to begin…I have a few things I need to confess: I let the dogs out, I stole the cookies from the cookie jar, I hacked play station and YES I did cause global warming…Internet connection lost error message**
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05-21-2011 09:42 by
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