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If you are driving alone in your car with a face mask on... Stay home... Even after this is over...
Negative people have a problem for every solution.
Some of y'all need to be worried about that 420 credit score
She had a eye on one tiddy, and a pair of lips on the other tiddy. An' I'm hopin' I ain't got to kiss nothin'.
good morning, I see the screw sticks are bashing our beloved prez again
Peppa Pig's Daddy: " No, kids, I never porked Mommy. That'd be redundant."
Obeying the stay at home order, I've been doing a lot of house cleaning. In the basement I found my kid's old Speak and Spell, which I immediately mailed to the white house.
#He said the reporter didn't have the brains they were born with? Ha ha ha. If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black.
I'm pretending. That way, when it comes time to tend, I'll be ready.
Mandatory face mask when I was a teen... I might have got laid.
I'm at the age where an "all-nighter" just means I didn't have to get up to pee.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they’re going to put you in one.
I'm at Walmart. I'm not buying anything, I just needed a reminder that there are bigger disasters than me.
Someone stole my identity. And then sent it back with $100 and a note that said “So sorry man. Hope things work out.”
I keep the streets safe at night by staying home.
sorry I didn’t answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth
# He's done the lease amount of leading, and the most complaining then all the previous 44 leaders before him put together.
Just walked into the shower with my underwear on... how’s everybody else’s quarantine going?
After 32 days of quarantining, I'm officially a f@t cu^ t.
I'm at a The Clash concert and I'm not too sure if I'm enjoying it.. Should I Stay or Should I Go Now? 