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   messageicon Sometimes your princess in a crown and evening gown is just a retard in a helmet and a Snuggie.
←Rate | 05-22-2011 16:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I killed 6 people this morning thinking they were post-apocalyptic zombies. Then I realized there was no apocalypse, it's just Sunday morning on a long weekend. Sorry to the families of the people who's brains I spiked in the church parking lot this morni
←Rate | 05-22-2011 16:47 by dr jones Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you live with a nerd when you pick a motherboard off of a closet shelf.
←Rate | 05-22-2011 16:06 by MelissaSCasey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else think that facebook's picture for a woman who does not have a profile pic looks like Darth Vader...
←Rate | 05-22-2011 16:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you live with a nerd when you pick a motherboard off of a closet shelf
←Rate | 05-22-2011 16:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still think everyone on the east coast should have played dead just to scare the crap out of everyone on the west coast.
←Rate | 05-22-2011 15:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear clever comeback, please come to me BEFORE the argument is over.
←Rate | 05-22-2011 14:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to the BBC, Harold Camping cannot be found today which made me laugh. Now we can all have a bit of peace!
←Rate | 05-22-2011 14:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont see your silence as a punishment, I accept it as a gift, Thankyou.!!.
←Rate | 05-22-2011 14:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're going down a slide, and your balls hit the side,,it's a Rapture!!
←Rate | 05-22-2011 14:08 by CB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Buying a ugly fat chick a purity ring is like putting a fence around a dog with no legs
←Rate | 05-22-2011 14:00 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon just made..... "I survived May 21st" \(^^,)/ T-Shirts... Who wants one?
←Rate | 05-22-2011 13:44 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see Ghost Rider backwards is about a dead guy who after eating the soul of a demon and is punish becoming Nicolas Cage
←Rate | 05-22-2011 12:39 by Jvgl Comments (1)  


   messageicon Harold Camping's response......appears to be nonexistent at the moment. Maybe he's in hiding, totally embarrassed by failure or he is at the bank counting his money.
←Rate | 05-22-2011 12:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the next time I screw up bad I'll say "well at least I didnt predict the end of mankind and nothing happened"
←Rate | 05-22-2011 12:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry to all those that thought they were going to loot my stuff once the Apocalypse started last night..........Apparently I'm still needed here for something.
←Rate | 05-22-2011 11:55 by LuLu\'sBitch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I hear the phrase 'anything is possible', I giggle and think about someone trying to slam a revolving door ;)
←Rate | 05-22-2011 11:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i decided to go to church for the first time ever this morning...just to laugh hysterically...yeah...i was quickly kicked out...
←Rate | 05-22-2011 11:24 by manaze Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boloney has a first name its H.A.R.O.L.D...!!!
←Rate | 05-22-2011 11:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dyslexic man walks into a bra *Ba-Dum-Bum Tsss*
←Rate | 05-22-2011 11:12 by Joel Comments (0)  



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