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   messageicon How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 14:39 by h.rayat Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can talk to animals... they don't talk back but the stuff I say to them is still really cool.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 13:37 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news: Kobe Bryant seen chewing jersey, experts confirm he is part moth.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 13:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinco de Mayo....not 1 yard will be mowed today!!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 12:40 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon may the 5th of jack be with you
←Rate | 05-05-2011 12:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out my "Sleep Number" is good Old Number 7 good ole Jack Daniels
←Rate | 05-05-2011 11:47 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup, but the worst part of waking up is Folgers out your ass.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 11:42 by JimJR89 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheated on Facebook with my real life today.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 11:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see a profile pic with 1 fat girl and 1 pretty girl and can't figure out who's profile it is, make no mistakes… it's the fat one's.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 11:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon got a phone call asking to donate clothes for the starving people of the world..I laughed so hard I cried..if they can fit in my clothes they ain't starvin'!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinco de mayo : or as I call it...The day that all the people who complain about Mexicans all the sudden want to celebrate their holiday just so they have a reason to drink today..
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can always tell when it is Senior Citizen Discount Day at the grocery near my house. All the blue parking spaces are double parked.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:47 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For you GRINGOS who want to celebrate Cinco de Mayo the right way, you'll need the following: A Loud Mariachi Band, Fajitas, Chihuahua Races in the Backyard, Have all of your guests carpool in one car, and lots of Corona and Tequila! ¡Viva la raza!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinco De Mayo, the only day Americans want to be Mexican
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Cinco de Mayonnaise!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 10:04 by JRF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marie Osmond remarried her first husband 26 years after their divorce. I wish her and Donny all the best
←Rate | 05-05-2011 09:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a mariachi band, is making fajitas, and organizing chihuahua races in the backyard to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. You know you want to be here...
←Rate | 05-05-2011 09:14 by Boomernic Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those who will celebrate Cinco de Mayo with "authentic" 36% beef tacos, we pray to the Lord.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 09:14 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Cinco de drinko, Viva la tequila!!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 08:58 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, just wondering...Is the Navy seal who shot Bin Laden going to get the 25 million bounty he so rightly deserves???? HE SHOULD!!!!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 08:16 Comments (0)  



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