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That awkward moment when you're late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.
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05-25-2011 22:06 by
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The guy who predicted the end of the world moved the date to Oct/Nov. That's not the end of the world, it's just another Twilight film.
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05-25-2011 22:05 by
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8 year olds today have Facebooks, twitter, phones, ipods. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.
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05-25-2011 22:04 by
BEGO
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wish all my electronics came with as much memory as a girlfriend or wife.
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05-25-2011 22:03 by
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Life is like a roller coaster. You can either scream every time there is a bump or you can throw your hands up and enjoy the ride.
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05-25-2011 20:04 by
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so Oprah's last show was today... what are her minions going to do now that she is gone from tv? there are housewives in KY who need someone to tell them what books to read and what Scientology is doing to Tom Cruise.
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05-25-2011 19:58
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Dear a$$hole on your bike in front of me at the stop light; yes I can read your shirt, I'm so amused sincerely your wife!
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05-25-2011 19:45 by
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thinks Facebook should add another option for Friends Requests... WHO ARE YOU?
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05-25-2011 18:55 by
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Wish I could change my relationship status to "batteries dead" LOL
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05-25-2011 18:54 by
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I was gonna buy a copy of 'The Power of Positive Thinking', and then I thought, what good would that do?
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05-25-2011 16:29 by
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Health plans are like hospital gowns…You only think you're covered.
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05-25-2011 16:21 by
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I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
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05-25-2011 15:36 by
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Congrats to Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush uh Cristiano Ronaldo, I mean Nick Cannon? Nick Lachey? Ray J? Miles Austin? Oh Kris Humphries.......
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05-25-2011 13:38 by
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Everybody needs to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer.
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05-25-2011 13:31 by
Will
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Life was so much easier before security cameras
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05-25-2011 13:14
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It would be pretty cool if, on her last show, Oprah ripped off a mask and it was Michael Jackson.
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05-25-2011 12:24 by
sully
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Some things should not be abbreviated like Save The Dates (STD) or Future Mother in Law (FML)
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05-25-2011 11:33 by
Michael
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Dude why are you making that face? You look like you're gambling on a fart.
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05-25-2011 11:32 by
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. -Plato
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05-25-2011 11:18
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I would punch you straight in the face but my hand would get covered in the $hit you talk.
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05-25-2011 11:07 by
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