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Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?
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05-09-2011 22:02 by
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Women have mysterious ability of communication..........They listen half.Understand quarter & can tell DOUBLE.
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05-09-2011 21:56 by
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I hate when people take my glasses, put them on, and say, "Oh. You really can't see, huh?" NO s**t sherlock. You don't see other people taking other people's wheel chairs saying, "Oh. You really can't walk, huh?"
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05-09-2011 21:52 by
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Sanity is a luxury not meant for everyone
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05-09-2011 20:24 by
Mahdi H
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always seems to have the urge to use the bathroom when asked to do something that involves effort
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05-09-2011 20:23 by
J0eBl0ws
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I feel lSH*T ...you know the way those people felt when The Dave Matthews band emptied their RV's septic tank
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05-09-2011 19:44
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The wife and I just got divorced. We split the house. I got the outside.
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05-09-2011 19:40
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You never realize how much you enjoy sleep until you wake up early.
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05-09-2011 19:37
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Ok Ladies here are your choices , we leave the seat up , or we leave the seat down and let you clean up the piss , it can't be all about you
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05-09-2011 19:10 by
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ever have the feeling someone is watching you? I guess it doesn't help that I'm looking into this mirror.
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05-09-2011 18:52 by
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stop analyzing, criticizing, you should realize what I am & start epitomizing.
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05-09-2011 18:52 by
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You can't find me cause I'm lost in the music.
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05-09-2011 18:49 by
mcmikael
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I 'm trapped in a maze, therefore I am a-maze-ing.
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05-09-2011 18:41 by
mcmikael
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I'd like to see Chaz Bono go to DC teach a few Democrats how to be a man.
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05-09-2011 18:40 by
Geoffrey B
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I don't want a broken heart because I'll lose the pieces.
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05-09-2011 18:37
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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05-09-2011 18:34 by
Adrian Greenwood
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I always had a peculiar sense of direction ,I just never knew where it would take me.
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05-09-2011 18:21
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Whatever you do...don't eat the cheesy fish tacos.
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05-09-2011 18:09
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I told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs, and her booty is why God invented my balls.
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05-09-2011 17:36 by
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Alcohol kills slowly...So what? Who's in a hurry?
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05-09-2011 17:29 by
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