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My farts aren't usually this loud. This chair just makes them echo.
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05-10-2011 20:28
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Some people were dropped as a baby, but then there's some that were clearly thrown at the wall
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05-10-2011 20:17 by
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everybody makes mistakes.... just ask your parents!
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05-10-2011 20:10
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wondering how many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said!!
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05-10-2011 20:09 by
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I love Swamp people...."choot em, hurry choot em"
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05-10-2011 19:27 by
Wayne
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Dear Kobe Bryant, Would you like some cheese with that whine....sincerely Steve Nash
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05-10-2011 19:24 by
Wayne
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Toilet was stolen out of City Hall yesterday. Police say they have nothing to go on!
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05-10-2011 19:07
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I love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away.
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05-10-2011 19:04
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Got bored today so I dressed up in tan pants and a blue shirt then went into Best Buy and quit.
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05-10-2011 18:56
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I'm going to be the first person to walk on the sun... I know what ur thinking an I've got it all figured out... I'm going at night.
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05-10-2011 18:24 by
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I hope all you moms out there had a great Mother's Day! (If you're not a mom but would like to be, message me for details)
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05-10-2011 16:15
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WTF are birds so amped up about at 5:30 in the morning?
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05-10-2011 16:08 by
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I wonder what happened to that guy from the 90's who sang that song about barely breathing. I hope he's OK!
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05-10-2011 16:03 by
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This alcohol diet is freaking awesome, I've already lost 3 days.
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05-10-2011 16:02 by
Marshall the Great
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Can't wait 'til I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear.
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05-10-2011 16:02 by
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This vodka diet is freaking awesome, I've already lost 3 days.
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05-10-2011 16:00 by
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It's all fun and games until you know there's candy involved... then it gets SERIOUS! :)
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05-10-2011 16:00
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Its not me, its you. I just don't think it's going to work between us. You're boring, tasteless, and I can't stop cheating on you. I know you're my right choice, but we can't continue! TO: DIET FROM: ME
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05-10-2011 15:59 by
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I whisper freaky things in my girls ear while she is sitting infront of the family................ And I must say, It turns her on lol
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05-10-2011 13:28
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Girl: "Age is just a number." Guy: "Yeah? And jail is just a room."
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