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never get into a fist fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to lose
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05-27-2011 04:23
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The way to a girls heart, is through your wallet.
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05-27-2011 04:20
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gonna make a FB account with the name "benefits".That way when a few ppl add me, it'll say: you and 5 other ppl r now friends with benefit
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05-27-2011 04:19
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If at first you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie!
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05-27-2011 04:17
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Forget about differences, let's talk about our similaritites. You ever wake up in the middle of the night, and you don't know what freakin' day it is?
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05-27-2011 02:31 by
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digesting the fact you've moved onto better things.. LOL JKS you're new boyfriend looks like a retard.
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05-27-2011 01:49 by
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been so busy lately that even Facebook feels neglected
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05-27-2011 01:49 by
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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05-27-2011 01:15 by
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Get your tongue out of my mouth !...I'm trying to kiss you good-bye !
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05-27-2011 00:13
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Nice BBQ. The bulls got cooked by extreme heat. Anyone want steak?
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05-26-2011 23:39
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im not rich so I'll put a midget in my back pocket so my wallet looks bigger
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05-26-2011 23:37
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I always have this feeling that the SWAT team is waiting to bust through my door
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05-26-2011 22:44
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That fire we once had is now embers
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05-26-2011 22:21
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Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
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05-26-2011 21:53 by
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I'd like Facebook to suggest: Since you've just de-friended that loser, how about you get rid of some more deadweight, like ……
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05-26-2011 21:52 by
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Hey single ladies, you want a boyfriend? Easy! Learn to shut up and dramatically lower your standards!
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05-26-2011 21:50 by
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Leaving Facebook for Twitter is like leaving the bar to go home.
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05-26-2011 21:49 by
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I love when bicthes make status about how much the hate b**ches
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05-26-2011 21:44 by
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Shout out to everyone who ever gave GOD I mean Bishop Eddie Long Stroke money. Your money got put to good use today. I'm sure GOD is proud. Shout out to the Building Fund also. That private bedroom he has in his office must be nice.
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05-26-2011 21:37 by
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Why can you buy movies at Walmart with nude scenes in them and can't by a CD with cussin??
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05-26-2011 21:09 by
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