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   messageicon BBC News- "Mobiles 'may cause brain cancer'" download our iphone app for more on this story
←Rate | 06-01-2011 20:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you hear about the new Emo/Action film? They just cut to the chase scene.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 20:13 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon pleasure and frustration, right as you're about to cum, they do a 10 second shot of the dude's face!
←Rate | 06-01-2011 20:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBQ rule: no drama goes on at my BBQ, if your'e in a fight with your mate don't come, if you just broke up and want to talk about it call a family member, BBQs are for FUN only
←Rate | 06-01-2011 20:00 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes a big man to cry, it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
←Rate | 06-01-2011 19:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not a gynecologist but I can take a look at it
←Rate | 06-01-2011 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never tell anyone about your problems-90% don't care about them, 8% are glad you have them, and the remaining 2% will charge you 200$ or more an hour to listen to them"
←Rate | 06-01-2011 19:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you pronounce "cicada"? What?!? WHAT?!? I can't hear you!
←Rate | 06-01-2011 18:53 by Nancy Comments (0)  


   messageicon For 30min. I watched the evening news, and in the entire 30min the only truths I could confirm, were in the commercials. :(
←Rate | 06-01-2011 18:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon that ackward moment when ur friend comes in the bathroom while ur sittin on the toliet
←Rate | 06-01-2011 18:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a Quitter. I'm might not accomplish these things, but I'll never quit.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 18:27 by 706 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the Death Penalty Should be something BAD ASS..
←Rate | 06-01-2011 17:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a chav in a suit? His name you prejudice bastards.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 17:41 by miz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blanket on .. too hot. Blanket off .. too cold, one leg out? PERFECT!
←Rate | 06-01-2011 16:59 by Dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon of course it was in the last place I looked....why would I keep looking in another place after I found it?????
←Rate | 06-01-2011 16:54 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon its always when your writing something important you always run out of sp
←Rate | 06-01-2011 16:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shaq maybe retiring, but his movies will live on forever (in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart).
←Rate | 06-01-2011 16:24 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have an appointment with a specialist to look into my memory problems... and apparently, it was yesterday.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 16:07 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait till October for when Rapture the sequel comes out.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 15:52 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never thought it would happen but I actually got hungry watching 2 girls 1 cup
←Rate | 06-01-2011 15:46 by hovo Comments (0)  



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