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   messageicon whoever just posted these last few statuses is a complete IDIOT!!
←Rate | 06-02-2011 07:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three resons to stand up. 1) to go bathroom 2) to get the T.V remote and 3) because your the real slim shady.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 05:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So you hate me? Is this the part where I start crying? Bi*ch please! Take a number and sit your a$$ down with the rest of them bi*ches waiting for me to give a f*ck.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 04:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know this sounds crazy but I totally see Jesus's face in this painting of Jesus.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 03:18 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek... because I just Shatner.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 03:18 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you guys don't start telling me when my status updates don't make sense... I'm gonna start matriculating bananas to the chimney of the coral reef.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 03:14 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ate some bad Indian food... and now I know how to pronounce that symbol that Prince changed his name to.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 03:05 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not playboy, I'm stick to one... its just happen that many girls outside are playgirls and I'm one of their victims...
←Rate | 06-02-2011 01:48 by edryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon The media loves controlling this country. They promote NOT to drink & drive/text & drive but yet every third commercial its either about a car, a phone, or a alcoholic drink...and a little bit of insurance ads down your throat.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 00:46 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm tall dark annd handsome...when its dark, I'm handsome...btw...I'm really not tall either
←Rate | 06-01-2011 23:15 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when you give a mint to a person with a horrible bad breath....they take it, then put it in their pocket!
←Rate | 06-01-2011 23:06 by Donmaldicion Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one ever seems to realize that when your EX says after you brake up, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you again," basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a genie ever gives me three wishes, goodbye Kardashians.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING: Asking people about their weekend may result in them telling you about it.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon IMAGINE if Facebook, Twitter, and msn all broke at the same time. We might have to actually get lives.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 21:19 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm red all over. From my head tomatoes.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon POLLEN: Mother Natures hangover.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 20:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a 1984 Buick Skylark with a 2.5 liter 4 cylinder that can go zero to sixty in 37.2 seconds. Top that.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 20:34 Comments (1)  



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