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if you don't like someone on facebook, there's this awesome block button. it saves a lot of drama.
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05-15-2011 22:22
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Dont cry poor to me--- as you update your status from your I-Phone!!
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05-15-2011 22:15
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Hey MARIO..!! Remember me??? I wasted my CHILDHOOD saving your girlfriend
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05-15-2011 22:15 by
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Treat your girl right, or another guy will
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05-15-2011 22:11 by
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I head they found a stash of porn with Bin Laden, guess that would be considered "Weapons of mass-terbation
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05-15-2011 19:52 by
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It's finally cheaper to buy a cup of coffee than a gallon of gas.
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05-15-2011 19:44
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heads or tails? Heads you give me some tail. Tails you give me some head.
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05-15-2011 17:25
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Facebook doesn't need a "dislike" button what it needs is a " noody effin cares" or get over yourself your really not that special button"
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05-15-2011 16:50
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No wonder you're so fat.......you're full of sh*t!
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05-15-2011 16:06
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okay mother nature, enough with the rain! I get the fact your sad, but you had to realize Joanie and Chachi werent gonna last forever.
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05-15-2011 15:49 by
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can somebody fix my parents...they always say their broke
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05-15-2011 15:44
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Spongebob is Asian. He's yellow, can't drive and does karate.
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05-15-2011 15:25 by
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Yes your girlfriend is beautiful and I totally dig that you guys just met, BUT, He is my neighbor and works in a drag club.
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05-15-2011 14:56 by
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to write to myself on my wall.
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05-15-2011 14:26 by
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Rebecca Black is pregnant... she should have gotten in the front seat, not the back seat.
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05-15-2011 14:17 by
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Dont ask me to follow you on Twitter if you aren't going anywhere.
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05-15-2011 14:14
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thinks going to Target is like going to Wal Mart, only you feel alot better about yourself inside a Target!!
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05-15-2011 12:51 by
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Folgers coffee ads are ALL WRONG! The best part of waking up is being able roll over and go back to sleep.
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05-15-2011 12:50 by
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Sometimes I open the fridge and stare at the contents for no reason at all, just like I do with Facebook.
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05-15-2011 12:41
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i wonder if Rebecca Black was singing Friday while she was getting boinked.
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