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I like to skip my digestive system and just place my Chipotle burrito directly into my toilet.
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05-17-2011 16:02
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I was going to collect homeless people, but they lose a lot of their value as soon as you take them out of their cardboard boxes.
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05-17-2011 15:54 by
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When I heard about Arnold, I immediately pictured Rosie from the Goonies!
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05-17-2011 15:51
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Dude chill, it's GYM, not the olympics
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05-17-2011 15:48 by
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If you see only one hilarious movie about wacky bridesmaids this week... make it “Thor.”
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05-17-2011 15:16 by
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heard Charlie Sheen's pissed now that Arnold Schwarzenegger is the front runner for "Schmuck Of The Year" award!
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05-17-2011 14:05 by
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It's not a Toomah!!
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05-17-2011 13:57 by
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Sometimes I speak in a different font but no one ever notices..
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05-17-2011 13:50 by
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My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible..
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05-17-2011 13:50 by
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I think all women who say, "All men are Jerks" mean to say, "All the men I chose to date are jerks" or put simply, "I am attracted to jerks"
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05-17-2011 13:07 by
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I think I'm going to call in raptured to work on monday
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05-17-2011 13:01 by
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When I see a woman post consistantly that "All men suck!", I reply with either "Perhaps the problem lies with you." Or "Tell us again who makes the choice to date these a$$holes?"
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05-17-2011 11:53
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Irony would be Arnold having an illegitimate son named John Conner
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05-17-2011 11:24
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I only make mental bets and coincidentally I've lost my mind.
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05-17-2011 11:13 by
J. BIAZA
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People who persevere are annoying to the rest of us who'd rather quit and go drink.
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05-17-2011 11:11 by
J. BIAZA
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wishes that my brain would autocorrect words before they leave my mouth.
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05-17-2011 10:57
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I just saved a bunch of morons on car insurance by telling them that morons shouldn't drive so they don't need insurance.
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05-17-2011 10:55
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If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
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05-17-2011 10:52 by
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Your girlfriend is Rated E for "EVERYONE"
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05-17-2011 10:40 by
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If Facebook shutdown people would be in tears, shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!"
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05-17-2011 10:35 by
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