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just hired Blondie to perform at his rapture party.
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05-18-2011 09:54
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s a cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face
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05-18-2011 09:31 by
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Maybe this Mississippi flooding is part of the rapture thing? Has anyone thought about building an ark???
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05-18-2011 07:42 by
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You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
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05-18-2011 07:29
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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05-18-2011 07:27
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.
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05-18-2011 07:26
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast
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05-18-2011 07:22
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Rapture Prank: Put small piles of clothes around local churches the morning of 5/22 & record reactions : )
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05-18-2011 07:11 by
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It is not sufficient to be a success; it is also necessary for your friends to be failures.
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05-18-2011 07:10
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Instead of calling in sick, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today.
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05-18-2011 07:07
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If there is light at the end of the tunnel...order more tunnel.
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05-18-2011 07:01
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There is no such thing as instant experience.
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05-18-2011 06:45
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The sucky thing about rapture is that I was totally going to start a workout regime THAT NIGHT. Stupid end of days.
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05-18-2011 06:41 by
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Just choked on someone's fart cloud in the computer lab. The Rapture can't come soon enough.
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05-18-2011 06:38 by
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Why cant I find Stephen Hawkings new techno album 'heaven is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark' on Itunes?????
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05-18-2011 06:37 by
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I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in different languages
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05-18-2011 05:51 by
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Jennifer Anistons dog Normam dies -CNN... CNN, Dude seriously! www.whocares.com
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05-18-2011 03:40
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I got their girl going down like the ps3 network!
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05-18-2011 03:26 by
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Remember, don't text while being raptured.
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05-18-2011 01:55 by
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For sale. One Afghan bed, no longer required as owner has gone to sea. Looks new but it has bin laid in.
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