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   messageicon Watching this NBA game makes me miss the great Larry Bird days, now its all showboating and apparently there is an "I" in team.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:46 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you could be sold for what you think you're worth, we could all retire!
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:40 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon next time you go to a restaurant and ask for a Coke, and they say "is Pepsi OK?", you should reply "is Monopoly money OK?"
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:39 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather hear a dry fart from a wet dog than hear another one of your boring stories
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:37 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cant wait to see CBS new show this fall :: Celebrity maids:: women compete to be Arnold's new maid..
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My name is I, My problem is LOVE, The solution is YOU.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:14 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a arguement yelling is the next best thing to being right
←Rate | 06-05-2011 20:38 by Slick Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh you hate your job? Theres a support group for that, its called everybody. They meet at the bar.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 20:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon nice guys finish last, and bring you breakfast in bed.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 20:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon available for rebound sex.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 20:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking for a new job. One that I can sit at a long table, take off my glasses, and say "If your calculations are correct...my God have mercy on our souls" Pay negotiable
←Rate | 06-05-2011 20:08 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I suffer from schizophrenia. (I really don't.) Do. (Don't.) Do. (Don't!) Do! (Shut up!) NO, YOU SHUT UP! (Poo Poo head) THATS IT! (what?) I hate you. (i know)
←Rate | 06-05-2011 19:37 by Terrance is Awesome Comments (0)  


   messageicon #ThoughtsWhileLosingVirginity.........."So this is what all the hype is about huh"
←Rate | 06-05-2011 18:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there was some kind of memory disease, I would be on stage 10
←Rate | 06-05-2011 18:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here is a episode for mythbusters------do fat chicks really give better head
←Rate | 06-05-2011 18:35 by ha ha ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw on the television today that Huggies diaper's have come out with a new Levi design.What's next, bib-overall depend's for grandpa?....
←Rate | 06-05-2011 18:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheese Doritos are like cheese covered razors if you chew a moth full to fast
←Rate | 06-05-2011 17:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sad my kids have left to Summer Camp for 2 weeks. I no longer have an excuse to watch iCarly while they're gone...
←Rate | 06-05-2011 17:46 by BRian Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom says you are what you eat. That's funny, because I haven't eaten any sexy beasts recently. ;)
←Rate | 06-05-2011 17:41 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sayin you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you're thinking.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 17:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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