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   messageicon For the first hour of work, I've entertained myself by watching my eye worms. I hate when you go to look at them and they run away! Them lil B@stards are quick!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 10:03 by Ronnie V. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pregnancy Test: The magic wand that can make a man disappear.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 10:03 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon have you seen the new Hippie doll? wind it up and it doesn't work.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's gonna be a scorcher..... so I want to be clear here.....SAY NO to sandals and socks....... you have been warned !!!!!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 09:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That Wiener story just keeps getting bigger and bigger...
←Rate | 06-07-2011 09:21 by cmk Comments (0)  


   messageicon its all shyts and giggles until someone shyts and giggles!!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 08:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I understand the nature of humans, so don't bother me with your pedestrian level of intellect......
←Rate | 06-07-2011 04:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When will women ever learn? Never post pictures of yourself and your hotter friend posing together. Especially when she has bigger boobs than you. It will only make you invisible and insignificant.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 03:42 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon The "problems" in your life can't be that bad if you can update a facebook status... How bad can life be if you have internet access or a cell phone with a data plan.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 03:40 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teiam, the I is silent. There you go!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 01:41 by Zapper Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay....if you're going to post pictures which include your hot friends, at least tag them!!!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 00:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon moving to Sweden where all the guys are smart enough to realize brunettes are way hotter than blondes
←Rate | 06-06-2011 23:27 by @mollyfaerie Comments (1)  


   messageicon I feel like standing across the street facing a nursing home in a grim reaper costume and waving at all the old people I see...
←Rate | 06-06-2011 22:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
←Rate | 06-06-2011 22:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never knew that "never odd or even" is "never odd or even" spelt backwards!
←Rate | 06-06-2011 22:07 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Bible teaches you to love - and the Kamasutra explains how
←Rate | 06-06-2011 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A second chance doesn't mean anything if you haven't learned from your first mistake.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 22:05 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon u have twitter?-yes- facebook? -yes- tumblr? -yes- blog?-of course- life? I opened an account but I don't really use it!.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl on Facebook statues : I want a guy that actually give a s**t about me. Guy on comment : I thought about you while I was taking s**t .. does that count ?
←Rate | 06-06-2011 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy Rules #1:The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on TV.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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