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   messageicon If you let people judge you, then how would you know what is your greatest limit?
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:37 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't look so great today, but my simple hello with a smile made someone else feel really great.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:33 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon A hello to those that may think you are crazy is only a wake-up call to those living on the other side.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:32 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sales of Lady Gaga's newest CD have dropped 85% in the second week. As people have started actually listening to it.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:20 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you bring the Taco Bell 12 pack of tacos to the party. You won't be finding yourself invited to a lot of parties.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:18 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I hear you say: "We need to work together." What I hear is you saying" "I'm not smart enough to complete this task."
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:17 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathrooms look like, one mirror at a time.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:15 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congressman Weiner was apparently also sexting a porn star. When asked how they ended up involved with someone in such a sleazy profession, the porn star said "I don't know."
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mash the great here to save the day again! Thanks man.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 200 Happy Birthday Messages on my wall and all I got was a Farmville tractor.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:04 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously mad that Youtube sold out... Now I have to watch a 30 second ad about "herpies medication" before I watch a 20 second clip about "feels better without a condom"..
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:59 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The truth is..." = "Here's a lie I've had some time to work on."
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to be a part of my life you will only communicate with me via electronics.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's ironic that we call it "common" sense when there seems to be such a lack of it.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon A little word to my Facebook friends. Stop accepting requests from scantily clad ladies in short skirts taking pics of themselves in the mirror. These are not real friends and you will end up having your FB wall pimped selling shoes. HELLO!?
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:44 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the eyes are the window to our soul... I better pluck mine out.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:43 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I see an old girlfriend on Facebook and post on her wall, "Great pictures of you and the family!" But what I really want to say is "Remember that time we got drunk and f*cked at that party?
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:41 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My alarm jolted me awake this morning. I hit the snooze button. When it startled me again ten minutes later I threw it across the room and fell right back to sleep. Ten minutes later my girlfriend's cat jumped up onto my chest meowing... Sorry kitty.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, Make-up can fix blemishes, but it can't fix you being a b!tch.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:26 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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