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   messageicon Whats with people who reach facebook maximum friends limit and have to open another account to accommodate more new friends? Are you really that popular or you are just a slut?
←Rate | 06-09-2011 09:42 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon a LEADER, not a follower... But if we're walking into a creepy dark place, SCREW THAT! You're going first!
←Rate | 06-09-2011 09:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's rush hour and a million people are going West and a million are going East. We should either swap jobs or swap houses
←Rate | 06-09-2011 09:03 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it ?
←Rate | 06-09-2011 08:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must've been creepy "What're you doing why R you sucking my face?" "Jus trust me on this one"
←Rate | 06-09-2011 08:01 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Release the hounds Smithers!
←Rate | 06-09-2011 07:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If women made cat calls at men & stared at our crotches, betcha WE wouldn't be offended.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 06:02 by Know It Comments (0)  


   messageicon a light eater . As soon as it is light he starts eating.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 06:00 by Mr magoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend lost his tongue in a industry accident , he doesn't talk about it
←Rate | 06-09-2011 05:57 by xandu Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to the obesessive-compulsive hotline... please press 1 repeatedly .
←Rate | 06-09-2011 05:53 by wookie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My grandfather used to get up at 5am every morning and deliver milk to people's doorsteps in a horse-drawn cart.... He wasn't a milkman , he was clinically insane.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 05:51 by mr magoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon my girlfriend dresses to kill .Coincidentally , she also cooks the same way.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 05:47 by oldmanstone Comments (0)  


   messageicon A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized...lol :P
←Rate | 06-09-2011 04:39 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm almost sure she's cheating on me with her boyfriend.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 04:02 by BRian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Losing his kidneys at candy mountain
←Rate | 06-09-2011 03:10 by Trent Donahoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tina you Fat lard come get some dinner
←Rate | 06-09-2011 03:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know methane gas is odorless right? That's why I add the odor to mine so you guys know if I have a leak!
←Rate | 06-09-2011 02:37 by Mike M Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just let a disturbance in the force.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 02:02 by Mike M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver
←Rate | 06-09-2011 01:31 by sam eto Comments (0)  


   messageicon says a lot of Democrats are standing behind Congressman Weiner, not because they support his cause, they are simply afraid what would happen to them if they stood in front him.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 01:04 by Darth Ral Comments (0)  



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