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   messageicon does things that no cartoon character would dare to go
←Rate | 06-11-2011 17:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to think it was fine to eat Taco Bell twice in one week... I sit corrected.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 17:38 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon The doctor called me in his office and said be positive. I said why doc what's wrong? He said nothing... that's your blood type.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 17:29 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure Knick, Knack and Patty Whack have given me the bone today.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 17:27 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon There comes a point in every unicyclist's life when he sees a bicycle and says, "Jesus, they make them with 2 wheels now. I've been a fool."
←Rate | 06-11-2011 17:27 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment where you are waiting for the light to turn green at a stop sign.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 17:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon worships the King of Burgers. He let's you have it 'Yahweh'.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 16:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish animals could talk, then I remember all those times I kicked my girlfriend's cat while she wasn't looking and I take back the wish.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 16:28 by KISS Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is a thing for two...but there's always a slut who doesn't know how to count.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 16:07 by KR21 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Ok, so they have GPS that can navigate you all the way across the country...why can't someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?
←Rate | 06-11-2011 15:37 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, to any friend that has has ever helped me out THANKS, I'm sure I've told you before but I have just been thinking about all that other have done for me and I really appreciate it !!!! THANK YOU !!!
←Rate | 06-11-2011 14:46 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 13:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 13:33 by Craig R Comments (0)  


   messageicon just downloaded this new app called iColi... it's sick!
←Rate | 06-11-2011 13:21 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon shouldn't the DMV have a drive thru?
←Rate | 06-11-2011 13:09 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon how much money should you give a homeless guy doing the Captain Morgan pose?
←Rate | 06-11-2011 13:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Treat life like an ocean, your heart is the shore and friends are the waves. It never matters how many waves there are, what matters is which ones touch the shore.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 13:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ive been wearing my boxer briefs backwards all day...btw guys,when using the restroom, dont use that easy access slot in the front the same way for the back side if you find yourself in the same situation..it doesnt end well!!
←Rate | 06-11-2011 12:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's with girls who write *crying* on their status? If you wre really crying you would not be able to type that you are crying, now shut the fu*k up before I give you something to really cry about.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 10:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon want a tissue for ya issue....
←Rate | 06-11-2011 09:50 Comments (0)  



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