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always reads the Terms of Service before clicking install just like everyone else... right? 
For Sale: New Nunchucks. Will consider trading for a bag of ice and a new set of marbles.
Breaking news: Lebron James is taking his talents to Vancouver. Found out they only have to play 3 periods in the NHL, not 4.
asks...the difference between my boss and the pope? The pope only expects me to kiss his ring
I hate it when you are driving on the freeway and someone cuts in front of you so you flip them off, only to have them put their hand up in a gesture of "thanks".
That awkward moment when you've been drinking, waiting for your girl come over and she calls to say she being arrested and needs you to come get her car from the cops before it gets impounded.
If you need help in a hurry at Best Buy... just begin shoving a CD in your pants.
If I ever get married again, the woman I marry must have worked at Subway at some point in their life. I need to know they have experience making me sammiches. :-)
feels like this thing has turned into an FML website... but they arent even funny now
Hooters girls may be hot, but subway girls are wife material. They stand behind the counter, put whatever you want on your sandwich, and then clean up the kitchen
Mom trying to play Call of Duty, and she thinks the Kill Cam is her killing someone. Getting tired of hearing "I GOT ONE!".....every 5 seconds...
Facebook .... the online version of "Jerry Springer" .... but more entertaining.....
Kim Kardasian is marrying a player on the New Jersey Nets. At least someone on that team is scoring!
If you've never played Tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher.
Dear women::: Would it kill you to have a beer and watch the game instead of nagging..!!!!!
Pulling your phone out in front of your friends has the same effect as yawning.
wonders.. Why do we say "heads up" when we actually mean duck?
The Awkward moment when this random person waves at you, so you wave back and then you figure out they where waving to the person behind you :O
about to play with all the big, cute doggys at the police station
Heres one for MythBusters: See if she can really suck a golf ball thru a garden hose.
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