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   messageicon Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shutSincerely, Every iPhone User .
←Rate | 06-14-2011 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Trash, At least you get picked up...Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
←Rate | 06-14-2011 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon just bought this book called "What Men Think About Besides Sex and Money"...... It's 500 Blank Pages...... :-/
←Rate | 06-14-2011 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty words aren't always true & true words aren't always pretty.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 21:33 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon that happy feeling you get when you see your bus coming.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 21:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only people that don't make mistakes are those that aren't doing anything
←Rate | 06-14-2011 20:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just once I want to see a marathon winner cross the finish line and immediately fire up a cigarette.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 20:35 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon This girl in the street yelled to me "OMG!! Your so hot! I want you!!" Its true. You can ask Brad Pitt he was right behind me.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 20:10 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon What goes around comes around. That's what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 20:04 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if makers of Raisin Bran and Grape Nuts ever get "Post" traumatic stress...
←Rate | 06-14-2011 20:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:51 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't get them off your mind...then maybe they're supposed to be there.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:49 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know its over when there's nothing left to say
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who say "If I disappeared, no one would notice" are wrong. Anyone who actually saw you vanish would be pretty freaked out.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:42 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon try to say the letter `M` without your lips touching.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:41 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon there's always that one person who takes a few minutes to get the joke...
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:39 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Silence is the best answer for all questions" "Smiling is the best reaction in all situations".
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:36 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your opinion of me DOESNT define who I AM.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:34 by Surge Uarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I graduated with a 4.0 … Blood Alcohol level.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 18:38 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon People shouldn't be judged by who they date, what skin color they are, and etc..If they are happy together, then let them live their lives..
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:58 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  



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