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   messageicon Surround yourself with Contenders, not Pretenders.
←Rate | 06-16-2011 21:43 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Circus + shopping = Walmart
←Rate | 06-16-2011 21:41 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss. lol ;)
←Rate | 06-16-2011 21:18 by Trish Comments (0)  


   messageicon People make life so hard. smile be happy. hold no grudges. and have sex
←Rate | 06-16-2011 20:25 by @9inchstrap Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the hell out of the dogs
←Rate | 06-16-2011 20:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you have ever bought clothes to match the color of your crocs you need to seriously rethink your life.
←Rate | 06-16-2011 19:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful if you see a silver lining in a cloud. It could be another aircraft.
←Rate | 06-16-2011 19:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fact is, whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
←Rate | 06-16-2011 19:25 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon NO! I'm not arguing with you, I'm simply explaining why I'm right DAMMIT!!
←Rate | 06-16-2011 19:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I breathe the Dollar Sign_:-$
←Rate | 06-16-2011 19:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They asked the congressman was that a picture of your nuts...he said I'm not sure but it did come from my computer".....so my question is do you have random nuts in your harddrive...smh
←Rate | 06-16-2011 19:09 by Shaun K Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are so many better reasons to riot other than hockey... like a shoe sale!
←Rate | 06-16-2011 18:35 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, married, pregnant, causes cancer, is undyingly stupid or nuts.
←Rate | 06-16-2011 15:10 by Philly Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon afraid to go to work, my couch seems to be suffering from separation anxiety!
←Rate | 06-16-2011 14:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Weiner's press conference was long and hard, but he finally whipped out his resignation after beating around the bush for a few minutes, effectively penetrating the crux of the situation and bringing the story to an explosive climax...
←Rate | 06-16-2011 14:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder why Representative Weiner is waiting so long to pull out?
←Rate | 06-16-2011 14:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thought I was having deja-vu but it turns out I do the exact same things every day
←Rate | 06-16-2011 13:40 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon these sports status suck....like your hairy chest mom ....
←Rate | 06-16-2011 13:30 by berry Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least someone's using the parade route they've had mapped out every year since '04...
←Rate | 06-16-2011 13:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Vancouver: Did your rioting get your Canucks the Stanley Cup? No? That's what I thought.
←Rate | 06-16-2011 13:24 Comments (0)  



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