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Believing Harold Camp is kinda like believing O.J. Simpson as a character witness at a murder trial
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05-31-2011 19:36 by
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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if your morbidly obese.
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05-31-2011 19:23
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Girls who are on the same menstrual cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members... that's how dangerous they are.
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05-31-2011 18:47 by
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My relationship status with Adobe Photoshop is "It's Complicated"
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05-31-2011 18:36
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some people decided to put their umbrellas up when it was raining intelligence
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05-31-2011 18:32
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What do you mean I'm being sarcastic? I don't even know what sarcasm is!
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05-31-2011 18:23
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I'm wearing shorts today..just resized how much pee splashes when your going pee in the toilet..
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05-31-2011 18:13
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My middle finger gets a stiffy when I think of you
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05-31-2011 17:50 by
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My life needs more explosions and gaping plot holes.
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05-31-2011 17:26 by
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True Story: People will believe you when start a story saying "True story"
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05-31-2011 16:19 by
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Shouldn't all the parking spots at Walmart be handicapped?
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05-31-2011 15:57 by
@The69Sheriff
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"Right." - Fred
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05-31-2011 15:56 by
@The69Sheriff
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Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to
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05-31-2011 15:04 by
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Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.
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05-31-2011 14:21 by
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I bet George Wendt's web browser has a lot of open tabs.
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05-31-2011 14:13
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Congressman Weiner accused of sending photos of his weiner to a college co-ed....too funny
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05-31-2011 14:09
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drinking beer so I can drive to the store tomorrow to return the deposit bottles so I can afford to buy gas so I may go get more beer this weekend. Its an endless cycle.
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05-31-2011 13:34
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I Helped an old lady cross the street today...had to .she was on my hood..!!!
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05-31-2011 13:16
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best pickup line of the day..."Ya wanna f**k or do I owe you an apology?"
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05-31-2011 12:01
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Marriage tip #392: Don't ever, ever start an argument with your wife with "Your f**kin' mother"......
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05-31-2011 11:40 by
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