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   messageicon Good Morning America challenged everyone to remove any article of clothing they were wearing that wasn't made in America. I was shocked by the results, but not as shocked as the people standing around me in Best Buy.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 09:15 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon . You know you're a dad when you get a certified letter in the mail asking you to be a guest on the Maury Povich Show.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 09:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I noticed today that my EX- Wifes' smart-phone is actually smarter then she is, come to think of it a pre paid walmart cell phone would be smarter then her too.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 08:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Father's Day is the most confusing day in the Ghetto !!!
←Rate | 06-20-2011 08:16 by Matt Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions of Use" should be called, "I didn't read the Terms and Conditions of Use but I want to access this sh*t!
←Rate | 06-20-2011 08:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tone Loc arrested for domestic violence, he shouldn't of drank that Funky Cold Medina!
←Rate | 06-20-2011 07:21 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can listen to Phil Collins "In the air tonight" and not play the air drums, then you my friend have no soul!
←Rate | 06-20-2011 06:01 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I question the marketing department at car dealerships. Does anyone drive by and say "Look balloons! I gotta buy a car!"
←Rate | 06-20-2011 05:52 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rihanna sings about how chains and whips excite her. I wonder if her ancestors felt the same way!
←Rate | 06-20-2011 05:38 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to say whats on my mind but @Kanye West showed up and took away the keyboard! What a jackass...
←Rate | 06-20-2011 04:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody should have a friend who stutters... its like having your own personal dj...
←Rate | 06-20-2011 03:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm seeing alot of lesbian couples with kids. This tells me that men needa start making better fathers than women. Quit slackin fellas.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 02:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I run for president, if you vote for me i'll make it so homeless people can't have dogs anymore.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 02:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the address on your id and the address where you live are one and the same then you ain't my type of people
←Rate | 06-20-2011 02:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching Miss USA pageant. My heart says Miss California but my penis is rooting for Miss Hawaii.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 01:52 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use my cellphone as a flashlight, and hit random buttons to keep it lit.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 01:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saving a file as "dyjjyggffj", because I'm too lazy to write a proper name.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 01:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For most things there's MasterCard For everything else there's Vodka
←Rate | 06-20-2011 00:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG! Maury Povich just pulled up with a camera crew.. My fathers day just got complicated.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 22:02 by Lonagan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when the person across the aisle is reading it?
←Rate | 06-19-2011 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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