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What do you call a chav in a suit? His name you prejudice bastards.
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06-01-2011 17:41 by
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Blanket on .. too hot. Blanket off .. too cold, one leg out? PERFECT!
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06-01-2011 16:59 by
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of course it was in the last place I looked....why would I keep looking in another place after I found it?????
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06-01-2011 16:54 by
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its always when your writing something important you always run out of sp
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06-01-2011 16:49
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Shaq maybe retiring, but his movies will live on forever (in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart).
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06-01-2011 16:24 by
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I have an appointment with a specialist to look into my memory problems... and apparently, it was yesterday.
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06-01-2011 16:07 by
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I can't wait till October for when Rapture the sequel comes out.
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06-01-2011 15:52 by
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Never thought it would happen but I actually got hungry watching 2 girls 1 cup
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06-01-2011 15:46 by
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If you have alzhiemers and get amnesia....Do you forget that can't you remember anything?
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06-01-2011 15:37 by
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what the Woman really mean Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
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06-01-2011 15:34
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If I ever host an orgy, first rule: cel phones off - unless you're making a porno with it.
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06-01-2011 15:09
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In hindsight, allowing girls into our treehouse would have been a great idea.
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06-01-2011 14:54 by
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It's 2011, microwaves should have one button that says Cook Shit.
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06-01-2011 14:20 by
Marshall the Great
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You know you're in the wrong part of town, when you start seeing pay phones...
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06-01-2011 12:40 by
Marshall the Great
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Do I still have to go to medical school if I just wanna be the guy who yells "WE'RE LOSING HIM!"?
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06-01-2011 11:52 by
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets.
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06-01-2011 11:44 by
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My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one.
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06-01-2011 11:40 by
Marshall the Great
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I hope I never get Alzheimer's... I hate the thought of other people thinking that I should be remembering something that I'm not sure I would want to remember in the first place.
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06-01-2011 11:38 by
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When a woman says “What?” It's not because didn't hear you, she's just giving you a chance to change what you said!
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06-01-2011 11:23 by
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Other than insecurity, alcoholism, infidelity, and sheer stupidity most of you are pretty much perfect.
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06-01-2011 11:21 by
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