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would like to thank maury povich for letting so many know if they are the father and can celebrate this day
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One of the greatest lesson which Life teaches: "There is no market for ur Emotions.So never advertise your feelings,Just display ur Attitude!!"
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06-19-2011 09:10 by
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• A short man is more appealing to women when he is standing on his wallet.
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06-19-2011 08:48
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She told me that her p*ssy must always be greeted with a kiss.
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06-19-2011 08:10
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Father's Day Then And Now: In 1911, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.
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06-19-2011 07:56
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My father taught me a lot of things, however, the most important thing he taught me was how to be a great dad. A close second is how to have a conversation with someone for a half an hour even though you can't remember their name or anything else
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06-19-2011 06:04 by
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Daddy I may find my Prince but you wil always be my King....Happy fathers day!!!
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06-19-2011 04:59
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Sugar is sweet and so is honey, Beat ya meat and save ya money"!
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06-19-2011 04:39 by
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"I continue to heal from the damage I've caused..." -Weiner
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06-19-2011 04:23
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Love is much more interesting when you have a DIRTY mind.
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06-19-2011 02:52 by
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ME: "I wasn't that drunk!" MY FRIEND: “Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.”
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06-19-2011 02:44 by
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Agnostics are just athiests without balls......;)
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06-19-2011 01:57
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Just deleted all attractive people from his facebook friends list. Woah that feels better.
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06-19-2011 01:41 by
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Life is all about ideas and who has the better one..
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06-19-2011 01:16 by
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You know you're in trouble if your doctor smirks as you sign a contract.
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06-19-2011 00:53 by
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Fathers Day....the most confusing day in the hood!!!
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06-19-2011 00:45 by
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For all of you Dads out there who went out for milk, and actually came back home -- HAPPY FATHER'S DAY......
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06-19-2011 00:30 by
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If you added up all the time you waste on Facebook, think how much TV you could watch.
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06-19-2011 00:19
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a member of a LYNCH CLUB. Kind of like a LYNCH MOB but we're not like them.
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06-19-2011 00:17 by
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I can never forgive John Madden for making Frank Caliendo's career possible.
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