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   messageicon would like to thank maury povich for letting so many know if they are the father and can celebrate this day
←Rate | 06-19-2011 09:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of the greatest lesson which Life teaches: "There is no market for ur Emotions.So never advertise your feelings,Just display ur Attitude!!"
←Rate | 06-19-2011 09:10 by raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon • A short man is more appealing to women when he is standing on his wallet.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 08:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She told me that her p*ssy must always be greeted with a kiss.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Father's Day Then And Now: In 1911, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 07:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My father taught me a lot of things, however, the most important thing he taught me was how to be a great dad. A close second is how to have a conversation with someone for a half an hour even though you can't remember their name or anything else
←Rate | 06-19-2011 06:04 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daddy I may find my Prince but you wil always be my King....Happy fathers day!!!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 04:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sugar is sweet and so is honey, Beat ya meat and save ya money"!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 04:39 by EricAldayMotley Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I continue to heal from the damage I've caused..." -Weiner
←Rate | 06-19-2011 04:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is much more interesting when you have a DIRTY mind.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 02:52 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon ME: "I wasn't that drunk!" MY FRIEND: “Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.”
←Rate | 06-19-2011 02:44 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Agnostics are just athiests without balls......;)
←Rate | 06-19-2011 01:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just deleted all attractive people from his facebook friends list. Woah that feels better.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 01:41 by brett Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is all about ideas and who has the better one..
←Rate | 06-19-2011 01:16 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're in trouble if your doctor smirks as you sign a contract.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 00:53 by TZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fathers Day....the most confusing day in the hood!!!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 00:45 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon For all of you Dads out there who went out for milk, and actually came back home -- HAPPY FATHER'S DAY......
←Rate | 06-19-2011 00:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you added up all the time you waste on Facebook, think how much TV you could watch.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 00:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a member of a LYNCH CLUB. Kind of like a LYNCH MOB but we're not like them.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 00:17 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can never forgive John Madden for making Frank Caliendo's career possible.
←Rate | 06-18-2011 23:52 Comments (0)  



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