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a little upset that someone from Jackass went and died off camera.
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06-20-2011 15:52
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Jimi Hendrix God of Guitar \m/
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06-20-2011 14:55 by
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You guys do realize you are all mourning someone famous for shoving hot wheels up their ass right?.. OK just checking.
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06-20-2011 14:18 by
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morning radio shows exist to read the internet to old folks.
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06-20-2011 13:35 by
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Perfect example of living life to the fullest kids...... RIP Ryan Dunn, jackass.
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06-20-2011 12:18 by
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RIP Ryan Dunn. I'd like to think you entered the afterlife being slingshot in a wheelbarrow.
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06-20-2011 12:17 by
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Dear Children, When you look in your closet, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.
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06-20-2011 11:59 by
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The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that you'll restart later, so it goes away, then it pops up again in two minutes and says "Ok, it's later!"
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06-20-2011 11:53 by
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Well... this work isn't going to stare at itself...
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06-20-2011 11:50 by
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You'd be surprised at all of the "that's what she said" jokes you can make if you watch 5 minutes of a little kids show.
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06-20-2011 11:43 by
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If you ever think your invention idea is stupid and won't make money, simply remember how many people bought a Snuggie.
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06-20-2011 11:42 by
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R.I.P Ryan Dunn you will forever be remembered, as the guy who stuck a hot wheels up his ass on jackass
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06-20-2011 11:39
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Just reminding everyone that it's Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.
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06-20-2011 11:39 by
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wondering if its ok to change the name of the event "naming ceremony" of a child to a "Product Launch"
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06-20-2011 10:37
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The moment you say you are too good for someone is the moment they know the reverse is actually true.
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06-20-2011 10:33
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I was just looking through my spam email when I saw this advert. "Pen1s Enlargement - 80% off". That doesn't sound like an enlargement to me!
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06-20-2011 10:09 by
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I say "Monday" like "Jerry Seinfeld says "Newman!"
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06-20-2011 10:05 by
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Ladies, always keep a V-8 in your car in case you're pulled over so you can pour it over your crotch & say "I need a tampon please let me go."
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06-20-2011 09:40 by
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You should worry less about hurting me and more about how you're hurting yourself by missing out on me.
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06-20-2011 09:31
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Oh, I'm just a social drinker. Every time someone says, 'I'll have a drink', I say, 'So shall I !
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