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I̶'̶m̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶!̶ I'm not with stupid anymore
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06-03-2011 04:17 by
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How would you even go about putting 99 bottles of beer on the wall in the first place?
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06-03-2011 03:15 by
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Jesus is just a guy who mows my lawn
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06-03-2011 01:56
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young enough to still get into trouble but old enough to still know better.
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06-03-2011 01:48
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Guy: if I could change the alphabet, I would put you and I together. :) Girl: oh there's no need to do that, N and O are already together...
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06-03-2011 01:42 by
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In dog beer I've only had one
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06-03-2011 01:18
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i am in no shape to exercise
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06-03-2011 01:12
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thankfully I choose my alcholic powers for good instead of evil
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06-03-2011 01:11
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Just found out my birthsign is Pyrex, (just been told I was a testtube baby)
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06-03-2011 01:10
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FACT: A cat will blink when struck in the head with a hammer
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06-03-2011 01:06
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Rebecca Black's fame only lasted 2 Friday's
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06-03-2011 00:55 by
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Instead of cashiers saying "here's your receipt" they should say "will you throw this away for me?"
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06-03-2011 00:41 by
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if your complaining about new statuses, maybe you should do your part and contribute a witty status yourself!
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06-03-2011 00:11
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Can we please get some new ones instead of the constant repeats?
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06-02-2011 23:42
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Dear John Edwards, Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank-you!, Sincerely, Anthony Weiner
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06-02-2011 23:15 by
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Being dead inside is sad but being dead outside is way sadder.
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06-02-2011 22:39 by
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Tsunami works like this: If you don't go to beach, beach goes to you.
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06-02-2011 22:10
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a huge heart. Just haven't found a woman that can wrap her arms all the way around it yet.
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06-02-2011 21:37
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i guess if you got the last name weiner, you better advertise it!
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06-02-2011 21:02 by
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And remember kids it's very dangerous to drive with a flat. But that chipotle was well worth it :)
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06-02-2011 20:38 by
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