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Dear Heart {♥} , Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it...
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06-04-2011 11:43 by
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Wanna make money through Facebook? Login to FB, Goto Accounts, Account Settings, Deactivate your account and Start Working!!
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06-04-2011 11:27
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the awkward moment when you find yourself typing awkward moment status updates
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06-04-2011 11:22
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Hi ho hi ho, it's off to work I go, to bust my a$$ for very little cash, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho
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06-04-2011 09:44
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I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty confident I could win a spelling be.
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06-04-2011 07:22 by
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asked the dunkin donuts drive thru if the frozen hot chocolate is frozen or hot. The response was ...interesting. Try it!
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06-04-2011 07:10 by
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Supervisors never get sick but their employees are sick throughout half the year...
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06-04-2011 05:18 by
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I always feel like I make a connection with a waitress whenever they take my order
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06-04-2011 04:35 by
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Who goes clubbing in tight jeans with no underwear and forgets to do his fly up? I'm that guy
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06-04-2011 03:57
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Osama Binladen.. comming soon to a beach near you...
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06-04-2011 03:47
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Bring the past only if you are going to build from it.
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06-04-2011 03:35
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We all have the power to change one thing a day in our lives...besides underwear.
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06-04-2011 03:10
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Never fall for those get rich quick schemes. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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06-04-2011 02:55
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We don't go to high school to find our husband, but to find our bridesmaids.
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06-04-2011 02:54
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There are a lot of great talents in Youtube compared to these overrated, Auto Tuned signed hypes...
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06-04-2011 02:21
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i almost rather burn than have to change my smoke detector battery
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06-03-2011 23:51 by
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We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance.
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06-03-2011 23:07 by
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Saw this person's photo on Facebook & I thought to myself ” DAMN I'D HIT THAT “……with a truck. “
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06-03-2011 23:05 by
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Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people “Happy Birthday,” ever.
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06-03-2011 23:04 by
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A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.
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06-03-2011 23:03 by
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