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There's so many ways the world could end. Like maybe Dinosaurs come back from holiday & kill us all.
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06-05-2011 09:17
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The Pope has called life in Germany under the Nazi's a "dark time". Altar boys have called life in Germany UNDER Priests "hurty hurty time".
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06-05-2011 09:16
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Air Force - A pair of Nike shoes or, what Darth Vader calls his farts.
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06-05-2011 09:14
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I think you are funny. My girlfriend thinks you are hot, all of a sudden you not so funny anymore
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06-05-2011 09:12 by
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if only 3 people live in my house... why is there 7 toothbrushes?
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06-05-2011 06:36
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Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers,but now they drink like their Fathers...!!!
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06-05-2011 05:27
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Sunday is here again...time to put on our christianity hats and act all holly and mighty while we pretend to care about god and his 10 commandments.
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06-05-2011 03:33
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when you see her name on dialled , missed and receive calls , you know she is your girl friend
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06-05-2011 02:27
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if God created us in his image why the Hell don't we have powers?
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06-05-2011 01:31
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I put my WELCOME mat on the inside of my house so the world doesn't seem so scary when I leave.
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06-04-2011 23:25 by
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I remember when 69 was just a number..BJ's was just a store.. & doggy style was a way to swim.
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06-04-2011 22:59 by
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Life may not always give us chances, but it always gives us choices.
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06-04-2011 22:58 by
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Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea
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06-04-2011 22:56 by
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Relationships are like sharing a book. It doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
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06-04-2011 22:54 by
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Ok... I was thinking My wife has 988 friends on FaceBook and knows 15 of them in person I have only 66 BUT I know ALL of them......???
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06-04-2011 21:44
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Found your nose again...it was in my business! Watched your wedding video backwards again...my favorite part it where he takes off the ring and leaves the church!
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06-04-2011 21:04
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I hate when I find parking space and there's already a motorcycle parked in it.
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06-04-2011 20:18 by
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Satisfied isnt her telling you how great you were afterwards....Satisfied is her being unable too speak afterwards...I Do Work Son!!
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06-04-2011 20:15 by
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If you aren't going to neuter your male dog then please make him wear underwear. I don't wanna see his junk anymore than I wanna see your's.
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06-04-2011 19:47
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ThatMomentOfPanic as a kid when one of your parents is coming at you with a belt..................."Do I stay or do I run!!!"
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