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I guess I'll pick up my dog's poop this time since you're having a yardsale and all.
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06-25-2011 09:25 by
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the best sort of perfection in life, funnily enough, comes in the form of imperfection!
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06-25-2011 09:10
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Okay, technology is getting out of hand for me. I was looking through a pair binochulars this morning and when I finished I looked for the button to turn them off.
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06-25-2011 09:09 by
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If you say your grandpa is looking down at you and smiling I'm just going to assume you also have one of those mean drunken roof grandpas.
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06-25-2011 07:57 by
Bobo the Chimp
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Not sure what's going on. C-3PO and R2-D2 just abruptly took off in a cruiser and said they were headed to New York.
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06-25-2011 07:41 by
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What do you call a woman who doesn't think she belongs in the kitchen? Divorced.
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06-25-2011 01:18
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My wife says "Its uncomfortable going to the new OB. My legs are wide open 3 min after we meet." I said, So do 99% of the girls on Craigslist.
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06-25-2011 00:59 by
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The only people happier than NY gays tonight are NY divorce lawyers..........
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06-25-2011 00:21 by
sully
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Yay NY!!! Now, if the gays could only legally smoke pot at their wedding...
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06-25-2011 00:07
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If Facebook would have been a college...i would have got a certificate for full attendance
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06-24-2011 23:43 by
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Someday I hope to solve one of the great mysteries of life, like where do socks go when you put them into the dryer?
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06-24-2011 22:54 by
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rumors ? oh wellll ; at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
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06-24-2011 22:53 by
BEGO
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People who dream big sleep a lot.
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06-24-2011 22:52 by
BEGO
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No one can change a person, but someone can be a person`s reason to change
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06-24-2011 22:22 by
BEGO
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Apparently you shouldn't ever answer a girl's text message with “k.” Bad idea.
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06-24-2011 22:20 by
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Spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: If you see me running, try to keep up.
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06-24-2011 22:18 by
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Gang=A bunch of chickenshits who can't do anything alone....
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06-24-2011 22:07 | Tags: Filtered
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Life is tough; it's even tougher when you're stupid.~~John Wayne
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06-24-2011 21:48
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You ever start to turn numb because you have your AC turned up on max, but you don't want to turn it down because it's 110 deg outside?
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06-24-2011 21:48 by
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Facebook Friends = 427 Friends When I have To Move = 0
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06-24-2011 20:28 by
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