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Write the name of someone you hate on your body every day in permanent marker, so no matter how you die they'll become a suspect.
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06-06-2011 05:37
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Play any of the Terminator or Conan video games nowadays and amazingly the 'cheat codes' will be already be turned on.
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06-06-2011 01:08 by
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They need to make some people's mouth like a cell phone plan. When their Mouth Minutes run out, they shut up for the rest of the month....until they pay to talk to you.
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06-06-2011 00:58 by
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Pride Weekend? You know that you have hit it big when you get a song for a whole weekend. Way to go U2
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06-06-2011 00:20
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How are you going to sue Axe? Wether it attracts women or mosquitos, They are both blood-suckers :)
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06-05-2011 23:38 by
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8) A crowded elevator smells completely different to short people.
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06-05-2011 23:29
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You should like yourself because that is the only person you have to spend the rest of your life with.
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06-05-2011 22:52 by
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Creaking floorboards have been known to ruin the plans of thousands of teenagers.
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06-05-2011 22:50 by
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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7.
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06-05-2011 22:49 by
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Talk used to be cheap...then someone invented cell phones.
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06-05-2011 22:47 by
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Maybe your ex didn't take you for granted, but they sure took you for everything else.
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06-05-2011 22:44 by
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Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers,but now they drink like their damn Fathers...!!!
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06-05-2011 22:43 by
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I'm gonna sue Axe because instead of attracting girls, I'm attracting damn mosquitos!
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06-05-2011 22:25 by
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Watching this NBA game makes me miss the great Larry Bird days, now its all showboating and apparently there is an "I" in team.
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06-05-2011 21:46 by
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If you could be sold for what you think you're worth, we could all retire!
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06-05-2011 21:40 by
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next time you go to a restaurant and ask for a Coke, and they say "is Pepsi OK?", you should reply "is Monopoly money OK?"
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06-05-2011 21:39 by
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I'd rather hear a dry fart from a wet dog than hear another one of your boring stories
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06-05-2011 21:37 by
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Cant wait to see CBS new show this fall :: Celebrity maids:: women compete to be Arnold's new maid..
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06-05-2011 21:33
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My name is I, My problem is LOVE, The solution is YOU.
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06-05-2011 21:14 by
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in a arguement yelling is the next best thing to being right
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06-05-2011 20:38 by
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