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Ladies, it's not that there are no good men out there. It's just that you turned down 6 of em that wanted a chance to treat you right and chose the a$$hole. 
If you're not ready to die for it, take the word 'freedom' out of your vocabulary. – Malcom X
do me a favor if someone tells you they don't like me , tell them I don't like them either.
Mission impossible: Living the champagne lifestyle on beer budget.
trying to figure out how many Sham-Wows I'm gonna need to soak up all the water in my truck after leaving the window down for 2 days...
I took the pledge and will not text while I am driving because it is dangerous! I may check my email, update my Facebook status, make calls, and add appointments to my calendar, but I will NEVER text while I drive. ;)
When two confused strangers come together they call it love, and when they fully know and understand each other, they call it breakup.
My million dollar idea: "Homework-flavored" dog food.
Having slanted eyes suck! Cant see sh!t when I smile!
Eventhough Mexico won, they still lost. Cause they have to go back to Mexico!
Mexico beat us in soccer. That is bs! The government should start mass deportations asap.
I bet the origin to the phrase, "When the sh!t hits the fan," is one heck of a story.
Pshhhh I did not fall… The floor looked at me funny so I used my mad ninja skills to attack
I've never seen Scarface, but I have quoted the "little friend" line at some really inappropriate times.
When someone tells me smoking is harmful, I throw my cigarette down and say "Serious? There, I've just quit! Quick let's go warn the others!
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening
If you have something to say raise your hand, and put it over your mouth.
A beer lover is born with a beer compass within. He always knows where to find it!
what do you call a Chinese man with a camera?....... Phil Ming
What do you call a group of chickens? A bucket
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