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   messageicon Just once in my life I'd like to see a liars pants actually catch on damn fire...
←Rate | 07-01-2011 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I understand I only pay $50 a month, but think you can "BOOST" my signal so I can get service
←Rate | 07-01-2011 21:45 by iconic Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shutting down the computer and realizing you need it again -_-
←Rate | 07-01-2011 21:34 by @Jordansonmafeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon got gas earlier for $1.39!!! Too bad it was from Taco Bell...
←Rate | 07-01-2011 21:20 by RM Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your back boobs are bigger than your front boobs, a strapless sundress may not be the best look for you
←Rate | 07-01-2011 21:00 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear god I love you and always will..but can you explain one thing to me :::: Mosquitos ...WHY..???
←Rate | 07-01-2011 20:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting d̶r̶u̶n̶k̶ deliciously enlightened
←Rate | 07-01-2011 20:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just finished a trip down memory lane.. amnesia never sounded so good
←Rate | 07-01-2011 20:17 by iconic Comments (0)  


   messageicon HAPPY CANADA DAY! It's like the 4th of July but with real beer!
←Rate | 07-01-2011 18:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google+ is going to Myspace facebook... Yes, I used Myspace as a verb.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 18:47 by Beatithelmet Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembering when it was cool to date a cheerleader.. now i`m 30 and it`s creepy?
←Rate | 07-01-2011 18:42 by iconic Comments (0)  


   messageicon will you please tell your kid to stop looking under my car for the head.. for the last time its not a Transformer
←Rate | 07-01-2011 18:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon checked in at The F-in Catalina Wine Mixer.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 17:53 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon While reading graffiti on a bathroom stall, at a truck stop... It dawned on me, rednecks created Twitter years ago!
←Rate | 07-01-2011 17:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know your in a relationship and I know your with them 24/7, I don't need updates on it reminding me you have a partner and where your at!
←Rate | 07-01-2011 17:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep your head up high & your middle finger higher!
←Rate | 07-01-2011 17:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I don't think of the good stuff to say till after the argument is over
←Rate | 07-01-2011 17:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 16:51 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbor's WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I'm the victim here!
←Rate | 07-01-2011 15:41 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?
←Rate | 07-01-2011 15:39 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  



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