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   messageicon Players are like the letter Q : A big zero with a small little tail....
←Rate | 07-07-2011 09:09 by Laurent Belgium Comments (0)  


   messageicon Figuring out a waman's age by checking out her friends list
←Rate | 07-07-2011 09:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if any of the jurors would let Casey Anthony babysit their kids...
←Rate | 07-07-2011 09:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate a fish burger at Sea World and it suddenly dawned on me that I could be eating a slow learner
←Rate | 07-07-2011 07:44 by Rudi Comments (0)  


   messageicon For how long must I wait and toil in the FRIEND ZONE before she lets me hit it??
←Rate | 07-07-2011 06:21 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Transformers 3: if you keep saving the world, you will never run out of hot girlfriends..!
←Rate | 07-07-2011 06:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do women do such silly things sometimes, like trying to turn a one night stand into an engagement?
←Rate | 07-07-2011 06:08 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon for anyone thats interested I'm watching tv and deciding if I should get up and go for a wee
←Rate | 07-07-2011 05:27 by lee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss the 1980s when cell phones were big enough to cover your face if you saw someone you knew walking toward you.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 03:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes people don't notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. The they are like, “Why don't you stalk me anymore”
←Rate | 07-07-2011 02:19 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon That embarrassing moment when you think you have made a connection with someone only to watch them ask your friend out
←Rate | 07-07-2011 01:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 23:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Royal Couple will be in the U.S. on Friday. Isn't that ironic? We spent Monday celebrating the day we threw the British out, and on Friday we're letting them back in.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 23:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw 2 people lost in front of the Garmin Store
←Rate | 07-06-2011 23:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 23:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most of the time I think i'd be better off talking to a wall other than you
←Rate | 07-06-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Laters FB... I'm tired of sharing my opinions And liking everybody's sh!t......and Pokin' folks I hardly even know... Peace Out! I'll do all that sh!t to y'all tomorrow.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 22:10 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gave a pint of blood yesterday. I hate mosquito season.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes. Anyway, got fired.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 22:07 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3+ hours.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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