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I bet the origin to the phrase, "When the sh!t hits the fan," is one heck of a story.
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06-26-2011 09:58 by
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Pshhhh I did not fall… The floor looked at me funny so I used my mad ninja skills to attack
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06-26-2011 08:52
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I've never seen Scarface, but I have quoted the "little friend" line at some really inappropriate times.
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06-26-2011 08:50 by
Bobo the Chimp
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When someone tells me smoking is harmful, I throw my cigarette down and say "Serious? There, I've just quit! Quick let's go warn the others!
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06-26-2011 08:47 by
Bobo the Chimp
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All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening
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06-26-2011 08:00
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If you have something to say raise your hand, and put it over your mouth.
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06-26-2011 05:54
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A beer lover is born with a beer compass within. He always knows where to find it!
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06-26-2011 04:35 by
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what do you call a Chinese man with a camera?....... Phil Ming
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06-26-2011 04:03
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What do you call a group of chickens? A bucket
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06-26-2011 02:44
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i do not always use internet explorer but when I do, its to download a new web browser
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06-26-2011 02:25
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My neighbor must have not paid her internet bill. I can't get on the internet.
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06-26-2011 01:07 by
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Just Because You Know My Name Doesn't Mean You KNOW Me
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06-26-2011 00:46
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Girls are not toys. You cant pick them up and drop them whenever you want.
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06-26-2011 00:44
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I have more friends on Facebook then I do for real
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06-26-2011 00:33
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People have champagne taste with a beer budget in a materialistic world...
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06-25-2011 23:47 by
CJ in CALI
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If I started feeding our pig sugar now. Would I have to make the glaze later or would it come built in?
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06-25-2011 23:27
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Typical Saturday Morning: Who's bed is this and where are my pants?
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06-25-2011 23:04 by
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in the worst pain I've ever been in!! Hit a dry spot on a Slip n' Slide.
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06-25-2011 23:03 by
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Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two kit-kats fall out of a vending machine at once
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06-25-2011 22:31 by
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A friend will calm you down when you are angry. A best friend will skip beside you with a bat singing, "Someones gonna get it"
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06-25-2011 22:27 by
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