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I hate when I am all alone in the house then things like soda cans in the trash decide to pop and make noises!
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07-13-2011 22:09 by
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I wonder what quality the wife of the inventor of Vagisil possessed that made him want to create such a thing
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07-13-2011 21:58
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I'm seriously as bored as a vegetarian gay guy at hooters!
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07-13-2011 21:24 by
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If I had a nickel for every time a girl said, “I'm Over him, I deleted his number & deleted him off Facebook” & then their back together the next day.
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07-13-2011 21:11 by
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The amount of paper towel I use to squash and discard a bug is directly related to whether or not I know what kind of bug it is
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07-13-2011 21:10 by
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So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.
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07-13-2011 21:10 by
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If at first you don't succeed, sigh, sigh again.
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07-13-2011 21:04
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It's amazing how a blue fish with memory trouble can be such a great motivational speaker! "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming".
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07-13-2011 20:54 by
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Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's Maybelline. Or maybe it's Photoshop
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07-13-2011 20:32
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aww. you need to wipe your mouth sweetheart, you've got some bull ish on your lips.
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07-13-2011 20:03
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as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn
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07-13-2011 19:07
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Hey person that always has to make a comment that ruins my status, f*ck off! You're just jealous that I came up with a better status than you.
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07-13-2011 18:58 by
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When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up its the same thing as having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
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07-13-2011 18:12
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I love meeting new people until they say something stupid. Most of my friendships last about 3 minutes.
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07-13-2011 18:08 by
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You never can reallly know if a person actually said a quote or not. -Abraham Lincoln
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07-13-2011 17:29
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"If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a b!tch ain't one" -Abraham Lincoln
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07-13-2011 17:27
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4 out of 5 voices in my head say “go for it”
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07-13-2011 16:32
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Why don't people ever hoard good stuff? I if I were a hoarder, I'd have a house full of cupcakes and slip-n-slides.
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07-13-2011 16:22 by
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The majority of life's greatest lessons are learned while observing your drunk friends.
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07-13-2011 16:16 by
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Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried.
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07-13-2011 15:53 by
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