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   messageicon my stomach is going "grr". does it hate me?
←Rate | 07-17-2011 12:57 by gee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone just told me that everything that I see in the internet isn't true.......so does that mean that there's no beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?
←Rate | 07-17-2011 12:51 by Lugie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single."
←Rate | 07-17-2011 12:32 by Omar Ayub Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Raisin Bran: Two scoops my a$$.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 12:22 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you've entered a ghetto neighborhood when you see a pair of shoes hanging from a telephone wire.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 11:47 by @dj_soltrix Comments (0)  


   messageicon What are the two most important holes in a woman's body?...No, its not them you dirty bastards - its her nostrils....They allow her to breathe while she is sucking your cock
←Rate | 07-17-2011 11:13 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Modern music is like Taco Bell. They keep coming up with new things using the same seven ingredients.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 11:06 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 11:04 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating pop rocks and drinking pop. Aint dead yet..
←Rate | 07-17-2011 10:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Game Day...Here's to hoping USA wins the world cup, and a Hope Solo flash ; )
←Rate | 07-17-2011 07:58 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend accused me of gossiping. I took offense because I've heard from several sources that she is the one that gossips.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 07:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man was arrested after he broke into a sex shop & used a blow-up doll. He was chrgd with breaking & entering & entering.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 06:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Certain things which are crucial to a given activity will show up with uncommon regularity until the day when that activity is planned, at which point the thing in question will disappear from the face of the earth.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 06:15 by 35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are you tryin so hard to fit in when you are born to stand out
←Rate | 07-17-2011 04:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is in the air...and i'm wearing a gas mask.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 03:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You may be worthless to one person, but priceless to another. You just have to be smart enough to differentiate between the two.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 02:41 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do my best proofreading right after I hit send
←Rate | 07-17-2011 01:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Anthony turned up missing after being released from jail....Florida police plan on sending officers to investigate it----In 31 days.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 00:58 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 00:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, I used to think that the moon followed my car
←Rate | 07-16-2011 23:56 Comments (0)  



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