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   messageicon Sticking a tongue out is kids' way of giving someone the middle-finger.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 05:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my handheld social networking device is ringing! what do I do?.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 03:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This status update you are reading is brought to you by your psychological addiction to Facebook. If you don't believe you are an addict, then why did you finish reading this status update......?
←Rate | 07-20-2011 02:21 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever get the feeling you're living in a snowglobe someone won't stop shaking?
←Rate | 07-19-2011 21:50 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon DIET= Do I Eat That...
←Rate | 07-19-2011 21:30 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Defeat is a state of mind; no one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted as a reality.” -Bruce Lee
←Rate | 07-19-2011 20:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a new puppy, due to an accident he has no legs, we named him Stay. He has only learned 1 trick.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 19:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon told my son he should drink plenty of electrolytes in this heat, he responded by asking me if I drink beer for the electrolytes
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:57 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon utilizing a fake phone call to avoid being solicited at the pump.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it annoying when someone posts "Got the most exciting news today!" Then when asked what, it turns out to me something lame like "My cat is pregnant again."
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my Doctor calls them, symptoms...
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:52 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon On "It starts tomorrow diet."
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We worry too much about sleeping with someone we don´t know than to actually take the time to find someone worth waking up to.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:58 by itschillbr0 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As long as Rebecca Black is alive Casey Anthony will always be the 2nd most hated living person
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:53 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am glad I am American, and I am glad that I am free, but I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We get it. Female without the vowels is FML. Enough.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is the kind of heat that causes Rob Thomas and Santana to collaborate.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:17 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, in a relationship, there comes a time you have to quit bullsh*tting and just shut up, swallow your pride, accept that you are wrong and apologize. It's not giving up, it's called growing up.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:00 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am all for small talk but that does not mean you can initiate a chat with me and bore me to death.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 15:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever someone posts something like, “Just went on a massive friend-deleting spree!,” I'm never quite sure whether to feel like a winner for making the cut or a loser for having friends lame e
←Rate | 07-19-2011 15:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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