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   messageicon Ever get the feeling you're living in a snowglobe someone won't stop shaking?
←Rate | 07-19-2011 21:50 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon DIET= Do I Eat That...
←Rate | 07-19-2011 21:30 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Defeat is a state of mind; no one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted as a reality.” -Bruce Lee
←Rate | 07-19-2011 20:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a new puppy, due to an accident he has no legs, we named him Stay. He has only learned 1 trick.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 19:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon told my son he should drink plenty of electrolytes in this heat, he responded by asking me if I drink beer for the electrolytes
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:57 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon utilizing a fake phone call to avoid being solicited at the pump.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it annoying when someone posts "Got the most exciting news today!" Then when asked what, it turns out to me something lame like "My cat is pregnant again."
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my Doctor calls them, symptoms...
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:52 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon On "It starts tomorrow diet."
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We worry too much about sleeping with someone we don´t know than to actually take the time to find someone worth waking up to.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:58 by itschillbr0 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As long as Rebecca Black is alive Casey Anthony will always be the 2nd most hated living person
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:53 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am glad I am American, and I am glad that I am free, but I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We get it. Female without the vowels is FML. Enough.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is the kind of heat that causes Rob Thomas and Santana to collaborate.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:17 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, in a relationship, there comes a time you have to quit bullsh*tting and just shut up, swallow your pride, accept that you are wrong and apologize. It's not giving up, it's called growing up.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:00 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am all for small talk but that does not mean you can initiate a chat with me and bore me to death.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 15:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever someone posts something like, “Just went on a massive friend-deleting spree!,” I'm never quite sure whether to feel like a winner for making the cut or a loser for having friends lame e
←Rate | 07-19-2011 15:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything? Well…my phone number for a start.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 15:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The phrase “I need to talk to you” has the ability to strike fear into the heart of anyone
←Rate | 07-19-2011 15:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison
←Rate | 07-19-2011 15:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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