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If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesnt that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie?
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07-18-2011 11:44 by
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A dentist married a manicurist, They fought tooth and nail.
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07-18-2011 10:56
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I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty good at changing light bulbs.
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07-18-2011 10:34
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I don always use Internet Explorer, But When I do, Its Always to download another browser. !
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07-18-2011 10:03 by
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I'm only 40,699,852 likes behind Rihanna
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07-18-2011 10:00
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Q: What should you do if you meet a nympho? A: Thank your lucky stars, and start believing in God.
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07-18-2011 09:53
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Its Nelson Mandela day and his birthday today and people still wish him many many more years. For heavens sake the man is 93 years old.
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07-18-2011 09:30 by
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just watching a W.W.E event with two chicks fighting... I think the proper name for that is W.T.F!!!?
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07-18-2011 08:46 by
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Sometimes, you simply need to walk away from people that weren't who you thought they were...or more importantly, who you wanted them to be.
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07-18-2011 08:08 by
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DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for things I may say or do in other people's dreams.
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07-18-2011 07:34
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▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ scratch and you can win free cats for life
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07-18-2011 06:36 by
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A sign outside a brothel… “Married men are not allowed, we are here to serve the needy not the greedy.”
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07-18-2011 02:54
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Good night this half of the world, good morning to the other half... and good sunny day people from Mercury!
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07-18-2011 02:17 by
IBIKO
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I'm going to get in shape, pear is a shape...right???
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07-17-2011 22:43 by
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▒▒broke my spac▒ebar but ▒▒a▒▒ little duct tape goes▒▒ a long w▒ay….
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07-17-2011 22:30 by
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BREAKING NEWS: United States resumes not caring about soccer, looks forward to NFL Football in September
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07-17-2011 22:18 by
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I'm not one to brag, but I deserve a medal. I just rescued a piece of cake that was trapped in the refrigerator.
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07-17-2011 20:13 by
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I'm not saying she is nasty, but her astrological sign is Biohazard.
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07-17-2011 19:56
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A homeless man comes up to asking for change,I say"change comes from within" he looked stunned.
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07-17-2011 19:38 by
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dear yellow light. challenge accepted!
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07-17-2011 19:17 by
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