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starting up a dating website exclusively for pyromaniacs. I shall call it "Mymatchbook".
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06-30-2011 10:52
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at walmart and apparently didnt get the memo for wife beater(uundershirt) day
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06-30-2011 10:38 by
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Call me childish, but I can't help chuckling to myself whenever I see a senior citizen point at something using their middle finger.
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06-30-2011 10:38 by
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S.H.I.T. So Happy It's Thursday!!!
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06-30-2011 09:28
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kids are like farts, I can barely stand my own let alone other peoples
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06-30-2011 09:20 by
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My girlfriend called me a pedophile! I was shocked! That's such a big word for a 5 year old
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06-30-2011 09:17 by
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I wish we could google how a certain person feels about us.
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06-30-2011 08:50 by
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Be careful when getting on Facebook! Side effects may include; mood swings, constant crying, finding love, tired fingers, loss of friends, divorce, it's complicated, loss of time, starving family, dirty home, and too much drama!!!
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06-30-2011 08:14
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You know youre really upset when you find yourself blasting music from Taylor Swift
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06-30-2011 07:15 by
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Doesnt it blow your mind away that 2011 is already half way over?
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06-30-2011 07:13 by
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I want you to know something but I dont want to tell you so I'll let the first three words of this sentence explain it
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06-30-2011 07:11 by
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Love is like a rubberband. We keep pulling, someone lets go and the one who held on gets hurt
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06-30-2011 07:07 by
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Walmart: Because going to Target requires a shower
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06-30-2011 06:24 by
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Go hang a salami and I'm a lasagna hog are the same backwards.
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06-30-2011 06:16
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I joke a lot, but in reality nothing can stop me from reaching my goals, except for shiny distractions or moderate discomfort.
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06-30-2011 06:12 by
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Shia LaBeouf has every vowel in his name, which might be the most interesting thing about him.
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06-30-2011 06:05 by
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Just crossed over into the Friend Zone.
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06-30-2011 05:47
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♫Highway to the Friend Zone....Ride into the Friend Zone♫
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06-30-2011 05:33
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One of my greatest joys in life is when I've found an old friend on facebook......And they've gotten fat!! lol #iwentthere
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06-30-2011 04:10 by
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That awesome moment when you notce you are much better looking than the idiot she is currently with. :0)
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