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   messageicon Went to Wendy's the other day, after seeing their new dollar menu, I have to ask "Where's the Beef"?????
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im still waiting for customer service but Ive exhausted all my dance moves to their hold music, now damn what?
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:50 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon If State Farm were such a good neighbor theyd come over and pick up all the dog s@it in my yard.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:45 by BEGO | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon From now on if you type, LOL you should have to submit a video proving it.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish relationships were Mon-Fri, 9-5 that way id have my nights and weekends free
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This ban on texting while driving only makes things worse. Now I have to worry about driving, texting AND not getting caught texting
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:26 by BEGO | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your drunk when you get home from the bar, then grab and throw your hamster yelling "go pikachu!"
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:23 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody on television curses more than the Roadrunner.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon changing my iPhone signature to say, Sent from my bathroom.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are there never any good side effects? Just once Id like to see a drug commercial that says, May cause extreme awesomeness.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a "family style" restaurant, they yelled at me the whole time.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:08 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi, may I help you?" "No I just waited 15 mins in the line to say Hi.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend is a porn star, she's going to be so pissed when she finds out.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 21:56 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nothing quite like a 10 penny nail thru the arch of your foot!
←Rate | 07-26-2011 21:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Mississippi delta was shining like a national guitar.....
←Rate | 07-26-2011 21:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're like the moron that brought a knife to the gun fight and then bragged about how sharp it was..
←Rate | 07-26-2011 21:45 by Darius Comments (0)  


   messageicon tha a scar on your face? oh sorry thats just your mouth.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 21:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok great name for a band .".Half Price Drinks" how can you not pack them in on a Friday night with that name on the sign out front
←Rate | 07-26-2011 20:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who will go down in history as the best HIDE AND GO SEEK player....Bin Laden or Casey Anthony?
←Rate | 07-26-2011 20:57 by @mr_johnnylovett Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mentally. Physically. Faster. Stronger. Work hard. Play hard. Pray hard.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 20:55 by @mr_johnnylovett Comments (0)  



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