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It's better Casey Anthony is found not guilty. Let her try and survive amongst the public.
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07-05-2011 14:43 by
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These are the same people who couldn't press a damn voting ballot which resulted in "hanging chads!"....LMAO!!
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07-05-2011 14:37
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I think Nancy Grace is the first woman to ever experience blue balls....
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07-05-2011 14:35 by
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Looks like Casey Anthony will be available to baby sit my children tonight afterwards!!
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07-05-2011 14:31 by
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Casey might not be guilty right now, but just wait till she meets God
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07-05-2011 14:31
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Casey Anthony just landed a new job as Obama's new abortion czar.
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07-05-2011 14:27
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Yesterday: Blew up some stuff by using illegal fireworks, drank too much beer, drove too fast., fired a gun. Ahhhh, Freedom America style!
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07-05-2011 14:01 by
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I sincerely hope you get stung by a jelly fish so I can finally pee on you without having to explain myself to the authorities.
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07-05-2011 13:52 by
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Things I'm angry about in 2011: 1) No hoverboards.
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07-05-2011 13:51 by
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The difference between "INVOLVED" & "COMMITTED" is like an Egg & Bacon Breakfast, the chicken was INVOLVED and the pig was COMMITTED.
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07-05-2011 13:50 by
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I delete enough status updates to know that I should never get a tattoo...
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07-05-2011 13:49
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Whenever my girlfriend is mad at one of our friends, she deletes them from FB but makes sure I stay friends so she can see what they're saying.
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07-05-2011 13:44 by
Marshall the Great
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Life is hell when you're sober.
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07-05-2011 13:36
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When men lie, it's to avoid an argument. When women lie, it's to ruin lives.
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07-05-2011 13:31 by
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, and the middle ones for you.
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07-05-2011 13:07 by
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Psychology experiment: Pull you head back, now pretend to shake salt from an imaginary salt shaker in your mouth, you'll taste salt!
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07-05-2011 12:31
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I hate running out of deodorant......with 1 armpit left to go.. Now I have Sure on the left and Not so Sure on the right.
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07-05-2011 12:19 by
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Random thought: I wonder if couches at nudist colonies smell like ass?
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07-05-2011 11:32 by
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Now thinking that I had the 455.00 back that I spent on fireworks....
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07-05-2011 10:45 by
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Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I'm hungry
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07-05-2011 10:22 by
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