Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   having at least one more drink then may not call it a night

   Casey Anthony didn't even get a slap on the hand. She did however get her fingers dirty by getting fingerprinted.

   America... the only country in the world where not buckling your child in a seatbelt carries a bigger penalty than murdering your child.

   TMZ is reporting that OJ Simpson and Casey Anthony are now dating after finding out they have things in common on eharmony.com....

   Somewhere in Florida, a strip club just gained an employee.

   IT WAS Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick...NOW EVERYONE GET OVER IT!

   eventually we all stop lying about our age and start bragging about it!!!

   I think Casey Anthony should be the new baby sitter for all the jurors' kids..

   Facebook should a "More than Friends" Request button or basically a "F#@K Buddy" request!

   That embarrassing moment when Nancy Grace heard that verdict

   if I would of known that buying a new ride-on lawn mower, my wife would mow the lawn all the time, I would of bought it 10 years ago.

   ‎"Plank" Party at Casey Anthony's!!!!

   What Would Dexter Do?

   I'm thinking I should have told the truth. Where's my granddaughters justice now?

   Breaking News: Nancy Grace calls in sick for work...

   The awkard moment when your names is also Casey Anthony, and you log into facebook just to find that all of your frineds want you to burn in hell..

   the JURY SYSTEM getting criminals off and denying people justice since 19--

   The media and Nancy Grace had her guilty for three years, a Florida jury took 11 hours and found her NOT guilty... I'm so confused, do I move to Florida or get rid of my TV?

   FACEBOOK - helping people get sh*t off their chest since 2007

   I really refuse to marry a white woman now. I need to marry someone that when they kill me they get at least a lil jail time.